The British drink tea, eat crumpets and are emotionally distant, class-obsessed xenophobes. The French wear berets, wouldn't be seen dead without a baguette under one arm and have questionable hygiene standards. The Italians are a nation of dark-haired, olive skinned plumbers who spend most of their time ingesting huge quantities of mushrooms, then jumping on the backs of turtles whilst on a quest to save a Princess. Yet despite our differences we collectively managed to establish the culture which became the root of all modern western civilisations. And somehow that ended up with us, the Bad Dads, sitting here reviewing the Top 5 Movies with Europe in them.
Midnight in Paris follows disillusioned screenwriter Gill Pender (Owen Wilson) as he explores themes of romanticism of the past and nostalgia. Whilst holidaying with his fiancée and her parents, Woody Allen finds himself travelling back in time to visit 1920's Paris, meeting with Ernest Hemingway, Gertrude Stein, Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald amongst other cultural and artistic icons. The film received a number of accolades including Best Original Screenplay at the 84th Academy Awards.
We finish this weeks European themed episode exactly where you'd expect us to, at the Opera National de Paris watching teenage girls dance. It's Amazon Prime's Find Me In Paris, a completely bonkers, fish out of water tv series featuring a ballet dancing, temporally displaced Princess from the year 1905 who finds herself stuck in the modern day. Using a magical chimney to communicate with her boyfriend in the past, Helena 'Lena' Grisky must somehow navigate her way through the ballet school at the modern Opéra de Paris whilst maintaining her secret identity and being chased through time by a trio of steampunk douchebags.
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Midnight In Paris
Reegs: Welcome to Baghdad's film review film review show operating Yeah Baghdad the weekly podcast devoted to the thoughts of a bunch of babbling monkey man children who by some unlikely twist of fate managed to convince some females to allow them to deposit their seed in them and spawn children of various sexes It's the usual stuff from righ Sidey Dan and Peter this week refined cultured and full of fucking swearing As we take a European vacation with this week's cracking theme from Dan I enjoyed this this week Peter Hello you've once again shown your Arctic contempt and disdain for our audience by failing to make or bring any notes And also not expanding upon the fast declining slot of the show cheese chat Peter tell us about the cheese you've got and why you hate our listeners
Pete: I haven't brought any cheese this week I've I've left it for someone else to say I didn't take any notes but I think I proved in the midweek mentioned that I can still recall facts better than you even with notes because Muriel's wedding 1994 so yeah I guess it all just comes a lot more naturally to me than to you
Dan: I I enjoyed your blog this week Pete
Pete: Thank you Yeah Yeah I kept it I kept it to a select few Yeah
Sidey: But that changed review We do have cheese I supplied the cheese this
Reegs: week
Sidey: We've got which is a pasteurized goat's milk cheese Harrigan blue Which is pretty pony and some Blinken chip poacher
Pete: That's solid choices
Sidey: They're all pretty
Pete: Yeah
Reegs: My sister lives in Harrogate
Sidey: Is she involved in dairy
products
Pete: If she was if she was in a film it would be a hair A good blue
Reegs: Yeah
Pete: I've never met I didn't even know you had a sister until he just said that
Reegs: she's smaller than me but she'd smack the shit out of you
Pete: but she's in Harrigan and I'm here so we're okay
Sidey: you want trying to think which I think is
Reegs: We watched the first episode of Ozark or the Ozark the Ozarks Ozark Yeah Jason master Bateman He was is really good opening episode for a show like that often You know I think we've talked about this before that the first episode of a new season of anything is quite a tricky one to get right
Sidey: Like like kids think about ballet
Reegs: Yeah
Dan: you know sometimes don't you get to put it in it now and you will receive in the future That is time Well spent
I would did watch a thing on Jackie Charlton and and that was all I got the watch this week really other than our homework but anybody that that would have
Reegs: he was clearly at in rush hour when he
Dan: was fantastic You know you never saw it even Bobby No that was the only thing I got to watch this week
Sidey: you must have seen something
Pete: I did I I've been I've been slowly in between homework for this this podcast I've been watching Narcos the the first say first season of it which is not something that needs to like establish characters in some because they're all real And you get kind of straight into the action with it It's fucking brilliant
Reegs: Yeah I've heard that I have heard
Pete: It's a really really good watch Yeah
Sidey: We watched quite a lot this week Obviously the homework assignments did all those I rewatched demolition man which is a real treat and then I watched the dig Have you seen that one
Reegs: No the Netflix one about
Sidey: Batman taking a whole
Reegs: yeah
I'm up for that
Dan: set in the 1920s
Sidey: It's just before the start of the second world war
Dan: Right Okay So was that the 1970s
Sidey: it's another one I I didn't know That it was going to have more I suppose you'd need to have more than just a man digging in the field yeah I think they probably have because it is a true story but I think they probably embellished it a little bit but it's quite emotional The missus was in fucking floods It is again and then we watched some other stuff on loads of Harry Potter I've seen about three hyper films this week and I'm sure there was another movie
Reegs: What was our top five last week
Pete: Oh casino scenes again no notes You've got notes I haven't gotten notes but I've plucked that out of this database That is my brain
Reegs: That's not bad
Dan: did it get any more nominations
Sidey: Nothing Nothing that we haven't already covered
Dan: Oh fair enough That we had covered a lot though Didn't we
Reegs: Yeah we did a long time listener Jeff kitchen emailed in to say the casino from casino So I think that's probably a good shout Thanks you
Dan: All right So we did a top five It was my week I took it on I fell in live that's the European theme going through there it was films movies top five set in Europe
Sidey: Yeah I did a reverse Brexit on this Right I called the UK
Reegs: I did as
Sidey: I went I went mainland may not do it
Dan: of choice that we had then I think there's plenty to go around it was linked to the children's featured it We're going to watch a little while Paris obviously and I thought well let's go a little bit stronger into the the European film scene There's some crackers in here Isn't there I'm going to start off with well any bond or Sherlock film I just wanted to get them out the way to be honest I don't know if anybody wants to talk about them any longer
Reegs: back
Dan: there's all there's all them Yeah There's all them There's all the bonds and all the Sherlocks but like you I try to keep the UK out of it a little
Reegs: Oh is that really it on the bond stuff No I think you go go on let your freak flag fly about the bond Shit Go on This
Pete: we covered it quite a lot in the casino scene this last week as well Cause you know most of the bond films I'd be surprised if there's any single bond film that doesn't feature a trip to Europe at some point Well they're based in the UK but yeah
Dan: can wedge in many many in this one but did you have a special mention for a particular bond
Reegs: No No I didn't even think about bonds Well I mean it sort of sort of went through my head briefly but I just thought you guys would talk about it and yeah Good one guys for a bit
Pete: So we've trolled you by not selecting a bond Yeah I like that I like that It's one nil to the rest of us
Dan: right
Pete: I've put my notes in alphabetical order and it's a it's a film that we touched upon ever so slightly So I've gone with Austria and I've gone with the sound of
Sidey: music
Pete: because I know it's a big a big favorite of sides I fucking love that film as well I love the songs in it and yeah strong performances It's an iconic film You get you can't get away from it whether you like it or not It is it is massive And yeah it's set in in some bloody lovely scenery up in the mountains and so on So yeah that was I thought it was a strong solid opening gambit for
Reegs: this
Yeah So
Dan: now I guess we've had then Austria Austria is off the list
Pete: Is that how this works You can't mention it
Dan: I've just made
Sidey: Hopefully not Cause I got about 30 Paris nominations
Dan: Right I forget that then
Sidey: How about then Schindler's list Is that crack off How do you pronounce that Poland Oscar Schindler exploit some employment legislation loophole to take advantage of cheap labor costs Yeah That's how I remember it
Pete: Yeah
Reegs: Let them write one in anybody seen that in Swedish lat Ren that den Raptor calmer in it's kind of about how this creepy sort of hundred year old vampire who looks like a little girl has a slave That's a creepy sort of 12 year old kid with violent tendencies
Dan: I mean just that just as soon as you start talking about that that's just I'm so pleased I haven't seen it
Reegs: It's more this kind of story about these two characters although there are a couple of sort of horror moments in it It's got Chloe grace Moretz in it the remake Sweden Yeah
Dan: it just I'm still getting over mid-summer you know which is just in that area of is that going to kind of make this
Reegs: well that was on my list I had that that was Sweden and hungry you know in in Midsummer you've got the sort of delightful dappled sunlight through the trees You've got
Sidey: the
Reegs: beautiful flowers the gorgeous sunshine and you've got the man's sewn into the bear costume has been set on fire
Dan: Yeah If you haven't seen that or heard
Pete: Yeah Like
Dan: at a
Sidey: I'm still working on getting Pete to watch it but
Dan: check that out because I did And now you have to well I I've got next then one of One of the favorite films actually is before sunrise Richard link later
Reegs: I still haven't watched any of
Dan: Um so it's a 1995 American romantic drama Richard Linklater and it's it turned into a trilogy the before trilogy with Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy they meet on a Euro rail trail a train and just have a conversation like you do when you're young with somebody a hot check on the train and then you you choose to get off the train together even though it's not your kind of stop and spend the night together and go you know just a wonderful wild time and
Reegs: I mean I can confirm that nothing like that has ever
Pete: happened
I was going to say if he'd done this done
Dan: but we'd all wished it Yeah it happened when we sat on a train and we look
across
So you know that that kind of moment where you just think I'd love to do something absolutely crazy now And just got off the train We'll just go and
Reegs: follow up
Dan: follow it and stalker in it No no it wasn't like that kind of film but if you haven't seen it it's it's you're such a sweet film that actually when I even think about this it just harked back and Richard link later is so good at this
Reegs: just
Dan: tapping into the emotions of youth
Reegs: you know
Dan: and how you felt he did dazed and
Reegs: Yeah Boy is the other one is it Or boy hood Is it No boy hood I still haven't seen that I do like his movies though And I've always thought that these before this before sunrise before sunset
Dan: Yeah That's why before midnight before midnight before nighttime Yeah that's th that's the last one So this is the first when they kind of young and it's just such a a film That's not in a rush to get anywhere But it takes you along with it and you just compare it to watching young Ethan Hawke young Judy Delpy both really cool and conversations of youth and young really loved that
Reegs: And whereabouts in Europe are they
Dan: And I believe they on a train from from Budapest and they go to gout Vienna So we're still back in Austria
Pete: Cool I've I'm now going to go to Belgium and a film that I've seen a couple of times now all bit the I thought I saw it in sort of quick succession and can't remember absolutely everything about it but in Bruge with Collin Farrel and professor moody and I don't know the guys that he's an Irish actor I can't remember Yeah
It's it was somebody somebody put me on so it and again it was just by the title or something It just never really I never thought it would be something that I'd be interested in I've watched it I remember being like thoroughly entertained and I think it's it's Hitman Isn't it they've been they've been commissioned to to do a hit
Reegs: yeah Colin feral is fucked A job
Pete: Okay Right Yeah
Dan: They're on the lamb They're they're hiding out and just waiting for their kind of
Pete: it Yeah Yeah
Dan: to give him the opposite on what's happening Yeah
Pete: but it's like a it's almost like a sort of a dark comedy isn't it Yeah It's it's got a lot of
Reegs: Colin Farrell has messed the job up and he's kind of neurotic and violent It was the first time I'd ever seen this
Sidey: movie
Reegs: Okay It was the first it was the first movie I've watched when I thought okay Actually Colin Farrell is really good And he's and he's recently on the podcast I think we've all changed our
Sidey: minds
Reegs: Haven't we recently but this was the first one and it's a very smart script Martin McDonald's the guy who did it an Irish guy and yeah it's a terrific movie and it's got dwarf scene in it
Sidey: Okay
Pete: I don't remember
Reegs: a humiliating dwarf scene
Pete: Yeah
Dan: I mean it's set in Bruges which is a fantastic meat medieval kind of town
Um one of the best kept in Europe actually famous for its lace also
Pete: famous for it's Nice Did we go to Bruce site We went to Belgium to me Where did we go Was it Bruce or Kent or so I can't remember but yeah and it was quite good Yeah We had nice beer and we had a terrible hangover
Dan: a in
Sidey: terrible wind as I
Pete: Cool Yeah
Reegs: I've been to the Belgian patent office
Dan: Very interesting
Reegs: it was closed Oh yeah Yeah And then we flew
Pete: yeah but so sorry And I went for a similar sort of trip we went to I love techno Yeah
Reegs: Is that is that where you like dress up in a mankini and smear like neon paint on
Sidey: Yeah There
Reegs: with other dads
Pete: kind of Yeah There's a lot of lot of flashing lights and rave lollies Yeah
Reegs: Was there anybody else doing that or is it just eating
Sidey: I did the sort of classic thing of getting rarely rarely shit faced the night before the thing that we've gone away for I always do
Reegs: Yeah Start with a
Pete: We're in debt for ourselves here
Reegs: seems like a bit of a detail
Sidey: let's pick another movie The untouchables horribly unqualified full-time caretaker corrupts the mind of a Parisian aristocrat quadriplegic
Dan: Another one you can catch up on our on our pod on this which is an absolute stonking movie
Sidey: love this
Reegs: one
Sidey: Dan Berry recommends the American remake as well
Dan: Less So it just depends if you want to save two hours of your life or or not really if you
Reegs: want to
be
Dan: it down the pan
Sidey: this set in Paris Fantastic Obviously Fantastic
Reegs: Don't look now the Italian title Avnet SIA on December later also shocking literally invented It's a shocking red December
Dan: this a horror
Reegs: 90 It's another horror I'm afraid 1973 director director Nicola rogue psychic premonitions ghosts murder and another genuinely powerful and creepy dwarf scene Donald Sutherland
Sidey: And
Reegs: now he's he doesn't play the door and Judy Christie they've played a couple whose daughter is drowned so they go to Venice obviously because you want to be surrounded by water it's a it's really fucked up it's got quite a graphic love scene in it and then it's just full of weird shit Like you know like I say like tiny Tiny people dressed in red like lurking in the background of shots It's not really overtly scary as such but it is creepy but it what it is is a really realistic portrayal of a relationship that's been badly damaged by this tragic event really really fantastic If you ever catch it it's worth worth seeing it So I wouldn't say it's scary as such although you'd probably shoot yourself
Dan: Yeah I get the feeling I would
Reegs: that's Italy fairness
Dan: Y I see if you can guess the film I'm going to do by the description a form of Roman general And fan any guesses
Reegs: Yeah yeah
Dan: I see You didn't need more than yeah Well there you go it sets out to exact revenge against the corrupt emperor who murdered his family and sediment slavery absolutely brilliant film I still love this The only bit that you could probably say is a little bit dodgy is the the CGI with the tiger now just cause there's so much better kind of things but it doesn't detract at all from from the film because you know what's going on
Reegs: the Oliver bead bit looks a bit
Sidey: with
Pete: where
Dan: had to add a little bit in Israel didn't they Because
Pete: in
Dan: of the film But I I really still think this a fantastic movie and it's set in Europe which is this theme
Pete: It is indeed Yeah
Sidey: Do you think that Russell Crowe will get his glad everybody back I think so Any minute now
Dan: and name in it now as soon as he finishes this cake
Pete: Okay So we might as well stay in Italy and what parts of it are in Italy and it's a film I really really like is Indiana Jones and the last crusade there's a quite a large segment of his sets I think in Venice again isn't it Yeah yeah Yeah It's iconic Isn't it
Dan: Republic's got a really good set of films that have come from there and film now I think they just got with production value You get a lot in in those types of places you know where the buildings are tall and they're No arc it the wide and there's the there's
Sidey: big
Reegs: master craftsmen
Dan: You know they're made of strong materials
Pete: Yeah but this is I don't know if it might be my favorite and you the Jonesville Yeah
Sidey: They have those boats they have that chase scene and those really glamorous sort of speed boat things
Pete: Yeah They're really expensive Yeah Yeah
Sidey: and they just shut one through the propellers of a fucking ocean
Pete: line Yeah Yeah no it's it is I think I think it was enhanced by the by Sean being in it by Sean Connery being in it and also the like the the really hot German Nazi lady Yeah Yeah
Dan: But but you're why I think Sean Connery in this just
Pete: elevated It did it's
Dan: that yeah He was in these dad you know
Sidey: and he'd and
Pete: a junior
Sidey: fucked The blonde
Pete: Yeah Amazing
Reegs: Yeah Yep I personally don't subscribe to the theory that that's the best one Okay All right Okay
Pete: Okay I'm lucky too Now
Reegs: And
Pete: move on
Reegs: I might even my even prefer say it
Pete: Do not say crystal skull
Sidey: template glue
Pete: I liked I liked temple of doom
Reegs: Although Kate capture is utterly
Pete: unwatchable
Reegs: Yeah Well if you've got
Sidey: and the is that in Italy in the 1930s sky pirates are terrorizing wealthy cruise ships and the only Brave pilot that's willing to stand up against them is a Porco Rosso who is a former world war one flying A's who was somehow turned into a pig
Reegs: based on a true story
Sidey: it's a studio Shipley so Toro so Australia so you can imagine what it's like It's it's on Netflix You can check it out
Dan: Okay Yeah That's that sounds intriguing
Sidey: So yeah more Italy and sort of Yugoslavia it's is in the film
Well I think eighties maybe
Dan: Oh boy Okay Yeah I just wondered if why they chosen Yugoslavia but
Sidey: because it was a it was old Yeah it was it was before the change up
Dan: it was still around
Reegs: district B 13 is a Luc Besson movie Anybody seen it It's basically an escape from New York rip off set in a Parisian's slum is starring the guys who invented park or basically it's pretty good You know I mean it you know what you get with the Luke Bess on film but of course with the park or guys the stunts are absolutely amazing You know if you're a fan of watching a six foot man throw himself through a tiny window at great speed it's the sort of thing you'll enjoy
Sidey: Yeah
Dan: It's all it's all the kind of stuff that's real stunts then And it's real pace that is shot
Reegs: eight So just students are good And actually I mean there is a little bit or there's quite a lot about class inequality and all those sorts of things going on because it was made in 2004 which was like the first year when they had those huge riots in France kind of still going in some in some way about that kind of thing
Dan: to make him work a 20 hour week for
Pete: No it's brutal It's brutal
Sidey: block the fucking fuck off
Pete: Yeah
Reegs: The other one I had from France was Les Miserables ah blur the Miserables I don't I don't really like musicals particularly and I kind of went to this because my missus wanted to see it And I went along with her and it's I was and I never read the Victor Hugo book that it was adapted from and I didn't even know anything about Victor Hugo and I knew it was about the French revolution may be but it was brilliant Holy shit It was brilliant Have you seen it
Pete: I've not seen the film but I saw the stage show in London and it was fucking knockout It was so so good
Reegs: Yeah Well the film is absolutely brilliant It's got huge Jackman playing John who's a good man who lives his life as a criminal And you've got Russell Crowe is Dravet Who's the kind of well-meaning twat who dedicated his life to enforcing this really literal sort of binary justice system around him And it's loads of tragedy in it And every and the only other thing I remember is that people were talking about how brilliant Anne Hathaway is in it You know all the time they took it and she is absolutely brilliant in it So yeah watch it
Dan: Or follow that with niche is show why S or nothing is what it seems the German film 23 talks about it before any of you got around to seeing
Reegs: 20 what's it's called 23 or like that's a number though That's one of those mystical numbers or something 23 isn't
Dan: number of chaos
Sidey: I thought everyone just liked it because Michael Jordan
Dan: Jordan walked in a number of chaos We don't know
Reegs: I think it's more likely the other way around
Dan: it's a it's a German drama thriller about a young hacker call a cop who actually died on
Sidey: yeah
Dan: 23rd of May 89 presumed a a suicide So it was kind of based on this conspiracy and and this this young lads life
Reegs: it's not true but
Dan: and I don't know whether it was based on a true story or that's just the premise of it it's I've done my research but I haven't dug into it quite that much but basically it's it's to do with the protagonists obsession with the number 23 start seeing it every way he starts getting this conspiracy into his mind and it was kind of around the height of the cold war All this time So there's that backdrop of paranoia and it's hacking at that you know that dial up computer modem and that kind of thing So it was like the first stages
Reegs: but then the possibilities of like you know that everybody could just imagine that would happen We're limitless
Dan: and and it's kind of investigating these political and economic powers and everything these young people So it's a real good paced film and probably one of the first ones I ever saw about computer hacking and things like that that was really tapping into the potential of pulling the strings of these
powers that
are political economic and everything Not just
Reegs: I'm pretty sure they remain right This is going to sound like I'm talking absolute bullshit but I'm pretty sure they remade it with Jim Carey as the natto guy I'm going to have to double check it but I'm almost certain there's one called the number 23 That's the Jim K
Dan: with a that was a horror film
Sidey: Oh he just sees the number 23
Dan: in a hotel
Sidey: Yeah I know the one you mean
Dan: Yeah no I've seen that but that isn't anything to do with the hacking just different And just to remind you of it again it's
Pete: pronunciation again done
Dan: and 23 niche issue Vide is night
Reegs: and the actor's name
Dan: and called cock about a young hacker Cole cook
Pete: Yeah
Dan: And it was directed by Hans Christian Schmidt
Pete: Thank you I don't I don't think I've seen any films set in Germany so I'm going to move on to the country of Greece actually actually this is like two films I've seen both of them And I think like you guys you guys might be able to tell me
Sidey: pay your two films
Pete: yeah you guys might be able to tell me if if one is the remake of the other or the other I'm not entirely sure but they are the 300 and the in-between as movie they are both set in Greece So I've seen both of those Yeah Similar subject matter No
Sidey: I haven't seen either
Pete: you've not seen 300 or the in-betweeners
Sidey: I
Reegs: Have you been to see 300
Pete: How and why
Reegs: It there's so many buff deeds in it You would
Sidey: I know it does say
Dan: watch demolition
Sidey: it does seem a bit remiss of me not
Pete: yeah Three 300 is is yeah
Sidey: demolition
fucking
Pete: demolition man is amazing It's not it's not certain greases it no 300 is definitely worth a watch and the in-betweeners is set in Malia in
Sidey: I just didn't really like the show that much
Pete: I don't even know if you need to like the show too I mean it's it's a typical Oh it's like a typical light Brit lads on tour type film There's there's hilarious Hilarity in
Reegs: Oh it's hi-jinks and misunderstandings and
Pete: Yeah It's it's it's absolutely brilliant It's it's almost like not in the same way but it's it's almost like a another film I've got on my list Kevin and Perry go large from I yeah down in which again is just like it's just fucking stupid There's some of the funniest moments in both of those films are shit scenes albeit no
Reegs: taking a shit
Pete: no one of them is that is I think Perry does a turd in the sea and and it floats into I think maybe Kevin's mouth and Kevin and Paragon lodge Now I'm saying it that the turd that follows Simon
Reegs: something that happened to my kids
Pete: Yeah
Yeah yeah But now now I've now said it I think the turd following Simon down the down the water slide might be in the in-between is too But that again is is it's like a a point of view shot from the turd It's it's fucking incredible Yeah They're definitely worth of watch I in case you didn't my acting was so incredible I don't believe that 300 and in between and so based like the same story sorry Yeah yeah Either it wasn't funny or you guys are slow in the uptake I'll let you decide
Sidey: The third man we were in Vienna You guys see have you guys seen the third man
Dan: this is I've seen it Multiple occasions is an
Pete: I saw the first and second
Dan: in
Sidey: there Yeah Awesome
This is it's awesome Wells plays Harry lime this sort of racket here and my previous experience of seeing someone like that was dad's army where it was all a bit you know funny this guy is fucking ruthless He's setting doctors Yeah He's setting Is it penicillin Like what would Dan Patterson
Dan: realized we'll sell anything to anyone to get what you need wants Did
Sidey: it's made he gets a tour of the hospital and you see all these people that have had this dodgy medicine from it is fucking ruthless but he's still this super charismatic guy You know you see him in the doorway and the cat comes up to him it's often voted like the best British film of all time and it pretty probably doesn't invent it but it's a really classic example of a film noir and the chase scene at the end through the cinema through the sewers with the way the shadows play is fucking brilliant It's got the Zimmer soundtrack that's really memorable as well
Dan: Anton Charisse Um it it's yeah fantastic whole character and awesome worlds Actually Didn't he'd perfected that character through radio He'd been doing a radio and you can listen to his the awesome wild stories only about 25 minutes long and it's an absolute fantastic stories just of the stories of Harry line before that So all the other kind of escapades he's got up to he's selling heroin you know I mean this isn't a light you know jinx thing He went up to his neck in all kinds of shit how he lying but you're absolutely right The whole character of that film is is a sleek businessman You know he's he's got he's got a girl on his arm and he's going to the best restaurants And at the
Sidey: same
Dan: got his fingers in all the dirty
Sidey: they're on the Ferris wheel or something with his mate And he's he's saying you know look at these people they're just ants on the floor and does it really matter if you just squash a few It doesn't matter No Yeah He's just doesn't see it You know it's got no connection to her
Dan: How are we going Great cool
Reegs: Taken in French and Lou taken I don't know That's probably not true It's another
Sidey: loop
Reegs: movie it's a sort of he's an ex CIA bad-ass Liam Neeson Yeah And this was the start of here is him being an action hero which I love Liam Neeson as an action
Pete: Right So cause I've not watched any of those films I don't think there's a few of them Isn't there
Reegs: There's been about a hundred billion of
Sidey: There's a
Reegs: where he's
Pete: Right not not seen any of them because of what you just said there like for me Liam Neeson doing action just wouldn't work So I haven't watched it
Sidey: like a special forces kind of guy It's not like it's not like Arnie
Reegs: I think you've
probably not necessarily noticed so much is how fucking massive he is
Pete: a big fellow Yeah
Reegs: And in these movies they portray him as just this undefined Sorry sorry Sorry He was miming a cock-up he is huge and he beats up all these East European guys I love the fact that
Dan: you I you know it
Reegs: he's portrayed as this
Pete: that was quite that was quite chilling That impression Yeah
Reegs: He's portrayed as this sort of like being a bit of a lunatic because he's deeply paranoid about his daughter being abducted when she goes to Europe and then like literally that's exactly what's
Dan: the airport from the she's fallen for the oldest trick in the book outside the airport And and then she's
Pete: Oh she's got got him with one of those tour guides
Dan: like a you know she's a crack whore in in on some
Sidey: That's what that's what happens to they'll get sold off
Dan: it's it's the
Reegs: kindness that he just goes and beats the shit
Dan: father you would want to be able to
Pete: And
Dan: I will
Sidey: I'd just rather it didn't happen at all
Dan: yeah yeah of course Yeah There's that that's why you know that's why he shouldn't have just let it go in the first
Reegs: I don't know if it's this one or the second one There's a scene where he's wired up some guy's balls to a car battery just to get some information out of him I'd like to see like in the set in the same universe
like set in the same universe but take other well-respected actors So like get Ralph fines as an ex SAS soldier who needs to
down traffic drug trafficking Sylvester Makati Patrick Stewart is an ex Navy seal
Pete: Yeah well
if they're good enough for acting then they'll be able to pull it off Surely
Reegs: Yeah
Dan: But there's some isn't there some actors who you just think would just be who would be far too typecast for such a role like Del boy mean JV Jason
Pete: David Jason on a meds like vigilante
Dan: wouldn't work
Sidey: the the chat that we couldn't remember the name of who died last week who was in live and let die alien
Pete: Oh Tenango Koto Yeah
Sidey: Was offered the role of Johnny turn it down It didn't want to work in television So it was beneath him bad call
Pete: Yeah
Dan: go Yeah It didn't
Sidey: It was in his obituary in the
Pete: It's quiet then I'd like a change of direction to go from that type of actor like he's got like to affect Koto who was before that he was in like that bond film and he was an alien and stuff to that Like like Patrick Stewart is is yeah it's it's it's a big change of direction
Dan: I I could go on and on here I've got I've got quite a few more so I just gonna rattle along um a couple for the check connection Just I mentioned before there's quite a lot of films that have come out checks So mission impossible child 44 which was Tom Hardy I read the book that the film didn't hold up to be quite as good the extraordinary league of gentlemen or league of
Pete: shortage
even
Dan: we mentioned at the top alien predator Jojo rabbit was actually a failed
in Czech Republic as well I wanted to mention a film that I haven't I've probably seen once and it was 20 maybe 30 years which goes to show how powerful film can be that you stick with it when you know it stays in your memory So my left foot Which is a it's the kind of film that because it's
Reegs: Daniel Day Lewis
Dan: Day Lewis Oscar winning performance playing what was it a guy called Christie I
Reegs: forget his name
Dan: Who who basically was a complete the only thing the only thing he could move was his left foot You know it was it was it was a cripple paraplegic not kind of sure there the complete
Reegs: That's definitely not Gripple
Dan: Oh wow You see how bad we are We don't give a shit Well I do give a shit I'm sorry about that But
you disabled age where that kind of thing was said and Elvis it's not correct We'll edit all this You'll never hear it not because I don't do the edit but if I did the edit that would have been edited out just so we know my left foot it's a is a great for many reasons it's it's not an inspirational movie but it does inspire and it's not a
you see it I'll be full of contradictions now mean it's not a sympathetic move or though inspired sympathy it's a it's a story of a stubborn difficult and blessed gifted man who was dealt a bad hand
and he
played it well he played it
Pete: luckily you had a good foot
Dan: you ever could Cause he actually Gave his a lot of some good books some good paintings And example of the courage is somebody who's been dealt a rough hand So I'm going to leave I'm going to leave England alone because you suggested leaving England alone And I feel like that could be another choice for another time
kind hearts and coronets So
Pete: Well are we also leaving Scotland alone
Sidey: Yeah I've I've gone to all
Pete: the whole of the UK Right Okay in that case I haven't seen many other films I'm going to go for so a couple of other things I've got on on my list from Italy So I've got the Italian job there were two of them and I guess that you guys are probably going to hate me for liking the
Reegs: no I'm going to agree
Pete: with
you Oh brilliant Okay Yeah You're a pure not nicer guy than I gave you credit
Reegs: Well it's with films concerns You've just got you know
Pete: Yeah Yeah yeah no I liked it with with Marky Mark and S Donald Sutherland's in it I think
isn't it
Sidey: name
Pete: Fuck on the doors to go ed Naughton quite near Jason Statham obviously Yeah So yeah
Sidey: Or you'd like the fast and furious movies then if you'd like
Pete: No no and yeah I've also got the talented Mr Ripley down here which I've which I I have seen and enjoyed and that was Italy Yeah
Reegs: Melfi coast I think is is a lot of it
Pete: I saw it a long time ago and it was it was probably the sort of film that I think at that time I would have gone into thinking God I'm going to hate this It's going to be like really high brow and wonky and stuff And it actually like the performances of the two main guy Matt Damon and that and Jude law it's actually really compelling viewing and and a great film
Reegs: I'm Phillip Seymour Hoffman in it as well And he's great And it's got this sort of tragedy to it as well And you
know
Matt Damon is a monster but you're kind of hoping he gets
Pete: away
Reegs: It's
Sidey: I haven't seen it but it has reminded me of the other thing I watched this week which was seven
Gweneth
Dan: yeah That's a good movie
Sidey: it doesn't qualify for this list let's just go through a couple of Audrey tattoo ones that DaVinci commode which is Paris it starts off in the loop and she turns out to be Jesus or something And then Amalie which is also Paris which I don't want to say too much about because I'm still planning to watch it at some point with the Mrs So I'd rather she didn't know anything about it
Dan: Like there's Leo as well which always reminds me of Amalie for some reason I don't know whether that
Sidey: Well the Hitman I think probably yeah
Reegs: Have we been to Spain Don Desta Pedro
Pete: Kevin and Perry go large
Reegs: right
Dan: for the spot dollars
Reegs: similar to Kevin and Perry go large You've got Pan's labyrinth which is gear Guillermo Del Toro I wish he was here to help me Thank you Kim Guillermo Del Toro his movie set in Spain in 1944 during Franco's fascist overthrow of the Spanish democratic left government And yeah it's got a failure is a little girl who whose mother has had to shack up with this cruel and horrible ruthless captain and she undergoes this kind of yeah Fidel She didn't it goes to this kind of fantasy where she's this kind of On a woken princess of this weird fucking weird underground world where Doug Jones is a sort of nine foot tall man with eyes on his fingers and in the Palm of his hand very odd it's you don't know what is really real or not real have you seen this movie Yeah it's fantastic in it I could bang on about that I'll just finish up with secret life of Walter Mitty and
Pete: unload
Reegs: recommendation with Ben Stiller Yeah Well what that scene in particular in Iceland as he's going down and it's got 'em Sigur ROS banging out and no it's not cigarettes It's it's something else completely but it's a fantastic so that's that's a movie that's kind of far better really than it had any right to be and
Dan: I'm not a huge Ben Stiller fan actually I liked some of the you know just that's how I find him I think he's just done some short films He he's I liked him in something about Mary and Dodge ball for he was
Reegs: made The focus was
Dan: some ones Yeah I know
Reegs: You shut the battery
Dan: it just didn't connect over connect with me Those
Pete: yeah Yeah So you're under a gun Yeah Yeah What about Zoolander
Dan: massively connect with me Anyway the machinist was in Spain and the good bad and ugly a fistful of dollars that was short in Spain
Reegs: star Wars was in Spain
Dan: There you go No
Sidey: Tunisia by the tattoos and stuff
Dan: There you go and we know from our friend Jamie chambers that it went out into he was here or somewhere
Pete: go in Europe
Dan: no but he went out there to film you know it's connection all right well let me let me wrap my my ones up I wanted to mention Philomena which was shot in in Ireland
Reegs: Yeah We sort of all universally agreed not to do that I think so
Dan: UK I think the Ireland Irish would disagree
Reegs: Oh yeah No Okay Yeah no no Sorry
Dan: if you want to stop the old good Friday agreement by coffee or whatever I would Say the other one that I wanted to mention and I will get a kick in for this we've now learned I
Pete: So I thought that'd be on your list Yeah I'm just going to rattle off a few few ones assess in France but all animated Ratatouille the the chef rap guy
Sidey: of health codes violations
Pete: Yeah definitely Definitely but still it's still an enjoyable film
Reegs: There's a guy I worked with called Loic Donagee who looks like Ratatouille And if he ever listened Yeah
Pete: Does he know that you say that
Reegs: about
Pete: him That's fine then Um the the the Ratatouille the rats to be ride at Disney absolutely scared the living piss out of my daughter just so I'd have that beauty and the beast which I fucking love as a as a an animated film
Reegs: No you're wrong about that And we'll have to have a discussion another
time about why that's so awful
Pete: why is it
Reegs: It's terrible
Pete: Why Oh is it because of the aspect ratio or something Kim Yeah fuck off Right I'm moving on I'm talking
shush
Reegs: abuse for girls So just put up with
Pete: Oh okay Oh and that's something you're not on board with Right Okay And finally finally the Arysta cats which is about snooty posh cats
Sidey: My daughter likes that one
Pete: Yeah Oh and quick shout out to Iceland journey from the sensor that journey to the sensor of the earth is also set originally in Iceland Like the 1960
Sidey: Swank
Pete: No no no not the original not that one The original
Sidey: one
Dan: bastards that must've been set
Pete: Oh yeah That was set massively in France and Germany
Sidey: Yeah That's the first year of the German occupation of France allied officer Lieutenant Aldo rein assembled a team of Jewish soldiers to basically torture
Dan: Oh I got this on a a DVD ripoff in Thailand when I was out there And I the first person I led me to was this German guy and I never thought about it like you know because he was just
Sidey: business
goosestepping
Dan: business
Pete: It reminds me to speak to a German at once and explain why we weren't working on liberation day in in Jersey Yeah That that came as a he laughed about it is that
Reegs: possible
Sidey: Saving private Ryan is a Normandy which is in France it's a really good re-imagining of what happened
Pete: during
Sidey: world war where the yanks were the only competent armed force on display but the exposures were cool So that was good dirty rotten
Pete: Oh I had that on my list I really like that film
Sidey: the French Riviera
Dan: Monaco
Pete: It's Michael Kane and Steve Martin Isn't
it
Dan: Is it the other
Sidey: A couple of classics which probably should have more chat about them but at the time now DaVita which is where the pretty girls dance around in the fountain But I can't remember much more about it Cinema Paradiso which is a real tear jerker And then the trip seasons two three
Reegs: and
Sidey: four but I haven't seen four So any two and three
Reegs: Yeah It's all good
Dan: You you had those I was wondering actually if anybody w would The the Griswold family holidays
Sidey: nominated
Dan: as a yeah Yeah Okay
Pete: Is that national Lampoon's Chevy Chaster I couldn't really get on board with that after animal house That was the best national Lampoon Phil
Dan: They
Reegs: No I liked it He's funny man Eric idle gets run over and it's funny
Dan: that was enough
Reegs: Nope
Sidey: didn't mention
Pete: it
Reegs: during the top five but I had it on my list it's what happens when you go to Europe if you're a dipshit frat boy backpacking around Eastern Europe you end up in a warehouse being tortured by rich sadists so don't go to Europe
Dan: before sunrise What happens when you go to Europe you go on a train and you meet a lovely girl and then you spend a romantic 24 hours with her
Pete: Only because I know now how much it irritates rigs I'm going to put the beauty and the beast And so you put in a hostel like that I'm sure there's some fairly light bad shit in that but you're on board with that So
Sidey: I'm paying in the third man that's classic
Dan: We got two good movies into yeah
Sidey: there
you
go
Reegs: What did you pick for a Stan
Dan: We're sure there was a minute now of course midnight in Paris did Rocky Yeah Woody Allen did you ever like Woody Allen movies
Reegs: I've only seen two
Dan: too He's done This is his 41st or was his
Pete: can you quickly like reel off some others So I
can
Reegs: hall and Manhattan the two that I've seen
Sidey: there the row So a famous one is he's got his early careers sort of nickname the early funny ones He just thinks like sleeper and things you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to
Pete: I was at the one with the sperms and stuff Right I've seen
Sidey: that
one
And then he's got things like bullets over Broadway and all these other ones he's really prolific He was doing like film a year sort of stuff He
Dan: it's just become a bit of a cultural icon Hasn't he Woody Allen Woody Allen movies He's got a he has a style He has this kind of
Reegs: well they nearly always feature him as a as a protagonist in some way
Dan: Yeah It's like a neurotic guy Who's is normally just trying to find his way in life Everything seems crazy to him from his point of view and I guess in this film we've got Owen Wilson who I really like his ear in fact I think he's leading the charge on thing is bill Murray you've got Wolf Pharell I'm thinking of comedic actors that really doing other other things as well I mean welfare was not welfare was doing welfare stuff then how far he could stretch you know you had Jim Carrey who obviously has stretched himself into different
Reegs: one 11 foot tall Now
Dan: he's now is now stretch Armstrong I mean that's it Yeah They call them stretch trim but food is movie Anyway you you go ease It's a time traveling movie You've got these two Americans a couple that go to Paris Gil and his wife Izzy E N is in his strange name
Reegs: That was Rachel McAdams
Dan: McAdams So every way actors they're heading into Paris and she wants to go shopping all the time And he wants to lose himself in the poetry of Paris because he's a writer he's a screenwriter
Reegs: He considers himself a hack Doesn't he Because he's turned out successful Hollywood movies
Sidey: Yeah
Dan: And so they've come to Paris on a on a holiday on a with the family with the in-laws
Reegs: had he lived there before I think there was some that he'd spent a bit of time that he'd spent in Paris
Dan: lived for food books and things If he's not actually been there before because he's he's all about how Hemingway would have been biting in these streets and every every shop and every cafe he goes passes Did Hemingway go there or or Fitzgerald
Scottsville Gerald or all these kinds of famous writers and literary giants is heroes where she's just turned around a quarter ago Whereas where's the D the shopping or this
Sidey: where can we get to lunch This is constantly going on about Oh it making sense I for lunch
Dan: So it's kind of weird to describe this film I guess being a Woody Allen film it's lighthearted and basically our our hero protagonist Gil ends up on some steps around 12 o'clock at night having just wandered the streets and getting into a car that takes him back in time to the 1920s where he meets his literary heroes And he meets
Reegs: yeah There's no it's not like the car doesn't do 88 miles an hour and go burst into play It's just he gets into an old timey car and suddenly he's in yeah
Pete: It wasn't immediately obvious to me that they traveled in time I was just watching it And
Reegs: I wondered if I hadn't already read the premise where do I would have known that So
Pete: I didn't read anything about that I didn't know what to expect So I I it took me a little while to appreciate that He'd he'd gone back in time So it was only when he was in fact it was only when he first went to the first party and it was Fitzgerald the Fitzgeralds and and then obviously if was like names I'd heard of and I didn't know if it was a a festival just so it was like a fancy dress by they're introducing themselves as a Fitzgerald's cause they're dressed as them
Dan: as it happens to him then Cause it kind of as it unfolds there's a nice way to go in and to see
this film Cause as it enfolds to him it kind of unfolds to you
Reegs: But the song that's playing is I can't remember which one it is but it's Cole Porter song and it does move across in it and you can see okay Right That that
Pete: guy
Oh the guy on the piano is playing
Dan: What'd he say a nice kind of soundtrack basis is a jazz If you like light jazz kind of jolly music goes for out and it's kind of I say melancholy the film in parts but not it's it it moves it
Reegs: moves
Gail's got this existential dilemma hasn't he rarely that he about living in the past or living in the present And that's been going on before we've had this
Dan: Well he's kind of writing a book about a a guy
Reegs: who
Dan: Works in a nostalgia shop or something isn't he and and that shows kind of how he's living in the past himself and how then he finds himself in the past Isn't a big jump in Woody Island's world I guess So he goes through and he meets these interesting characters and then
Reegs: it's like the fucking Avengers assemble Isn't it of like people that it suddenly goes through No it is like you know you suddenly you know the film they're flashing at you Matisse the fucking Hemingway Darley
Dan: Gertrude Stein
Reegs: of these like if you're a modernist or somebody like that you're probably like this is you know really made for you Yeah I am a fucking barbarian So I had no idea that these guys were all knocking about together at the same time in the same place all these like and it is like the justice
Dan: Dali and all that you know
Pete: crazy cat I think it's probably worth saying that before you even go back in time because what you were saying about him and his wife and they they're obviously into different things or whatever but in some ways it kind of like highlights why they are not A good match in the carrot Is it Michael Shane that I want to say it's not Martin sheen is Michael sheen So his character who's a Dick
Right
But he is able to regurgitate he'd like knows about art in terms of being able to to you know
regurgitate Well no he okay
Reegs: potentially as
Pete: okay So he yeah he he he's able to
Reegs: Carla Brunei how fucking fit where she as well by the way Yeah
Pete: but he
Reegs: is messes It's amazing
Pete: but Rachel McAdams is impressed by that So it's not that she's just into like lunches and doing all these kinds of things
Reegs: well She
comes from money anyway so
Pete: yeah So but she's just she she just constantly belittles like her her husband at the expense of like Oh now we're going to go and meet with them We're going to go to mom Motrin which is a historical place And we're going to go to art things and shut up I want to hear I've forgotten the guy's name but Paul is it I think it's Paul Like I want to hear Paul Paul's talking I'll pull it You might learn something and stuff It's really like almost like over the top like w you know th th th that wasn't particularly subtle but it's Gail lives and breathes the kind of you know like the romance of Paris and everything all the stuff that you can't really just get from a book or whatever it is you know like in terms of facts it's not about the facts to him It's it is it's it's it's all of his senses are stimulated by
Reegs: the music the food the language although he never bothers to learn a fucking word of it So for a man who really loves
Pete: sprawl and he's know it's amazing He's even left his country
Dan: Look at the British not much better in languages We were pretty poor when it comes to learning somebody well you know bonds you Peter up
Pete: sure
Dan: Saba
Reegs: So I can't he goes to the first party meets the Fitzgerald Tom Hiddleston Can't remember the actress She's very good as well Meets Gertrude Stein It's Kathy Bates yeah again
I only really knew the name because this was I mean I just felt terribly uncultured much in this
Dan: You've got a Matisse painting in behind one of the scenes with own
Reegs: Go again stair there's Yeah
Dan: You know so you've got all these artists and things
Pete: it's okay to not know all about our an artists and everything like that I've never been ashamed of the fact that I've heard of these people but I didn't know you know I don't know the characteristics of Ernest Hemingway or the Fitzgeralds or or you know all of the other people some of whom I'd never heard of Picasso Dali Like I've I've heard of these people but I didn't feel ignorant not knowing it You said you feel like a barbarian And so it's like some of these people if they watched a film about Diego Maradona might have never have heard of him or whatever it doesn't make them barbarians It's it's
this exactly It's like you know in sports and other things are just as much like art and uh you know and can be you can be passionate about them I don't yeah I think it's kind of quite snobbish or like you know upper you know yeah Elitists to to be able to list all of like if that's what you're into Great But if you're doing it just as a you're a little bit like Paul if if all you can do is regurgitate things that you've heard about other people
Dan: Exactly And I think this is what this film kind of characterize as well They're not doing their work They're they're out on the town aren't they these these people they're
Pete: Yeah yeah yeah yeah that drawing that Yeah
Dan: and soul of the parties
Pete: their inspiration comes from the city and the vibe and everything
Dan: And for me I think his own Wilson who's the you know I like him I think he's been brilliant actually since I've seen him in was it Armageddon I think the
Sidey: time
Reegs: say yeah
Dan: Oh you're not like that film
Reegs: Uh
Dan: loved that
Pete: film
Dan: It's my
guilty pleasure And I love all
Reegs: masturbating to the special Olympics
Dan: Yeah Alan emotional things fantastic in there So I think he just plays it probably as Woody Allen might have liked himself to play it you know to because normally he's normally Woody
Sidey: this is my massive so for this film not well this film was so like a paradox in itself and that I really liked the film but hated some of it So it was just a Woody Allen impression The whole thing was just a Woody Allen
Dan: Yeah Well that's what I was saying I do see that he wanted somebody to have played him a younger Woody Allen but I liked Owen Wilson enough to and he put his own spin on it read that there was a lot of rewrites because of who Owen Wilson is woven in But you saw it different Yeah Okay
Sidey: To me it was just a complete impersonation
Reegs: but it's often like that in in Woody Allen movies I mean this one really was though what made it weird is that Owen Wilson is usually quite a laid back slow speaking guy And then he's like really animated in this I've always found them fairly one dimensional and this did nothing to change
Pete: it
for me I'd say Owen Wilson I'd like him in where he has like he's a supporting actor or you know like zoo Lander or whatever he there is He can be he can be funny He can be entertaining but not when he's the main guy he's actually this this whole kind of like like you say that kind of like you know
Dan: I honestly believe this guy actually I really liked him And I think there is a role for him that will connect with you guys because I see something in Oh well sitting there and I know that he's had his own personal problems over the last few years and wherever that goes into his work I'm sure it does you know but I've certainly seen enough in him in even the films that maybe haven't come out as successfully as you might expect or he might expect in ed for me you know I it's just one of those people that makes me laugh and I enjoy watching him on screen bit like bill Murray you put me in most things and I'll I'll find something there to enjoy but he did certainly and often this field my father is fucking brilliant
Reegs: So after meeting all of the the plethora of art people
he has to go he
Pete: such a word
Smith
Reegs: he goes to go and get a copy of his book to give to Gertrude Stein to read And when he comes back with book in hand the 1920s is now a dodgy old laundromat And then he has to go and explain it all Yeah Yeah He has to explain it to his Mrs Inez who is still prattling on about
Dan: all kinds of stuff Yeah
Sidey: It's clear where that's going to go
Reegs: It's very clear
he keeps disappearing and reappearing meeting various people I think the standout one is when he's trying to explain to the surrealists including Darley Salvador Dali played by Adrian Brody What do you think of the mustache So yeah
Sidey: It
lacks I thought Darlie's mustache was more extreme than
that
Reegs: Yeah I don't know if it was like historically accurate or
something I don't know but yeah disappointed in the mustache but he tells them that you know he's from the future and he has got a dilemma because he's fallen in love with
yes a rat and then no man
Sidey: she was Picasso's sort of muse or lover
Reegs: There's an instant attraction between him and he suddenly caught between these two women
Dan: which obviously is all you know in in with keeping a sense of he's falling out of love with the messages and she's falling him You
know
he's he's escaping into a world in the 1920s while she's off you know talking about Paul th they're going apart
And it
it can feel that way sometimes kind of you're living in a different time You'd live in a different place when too you know Relay it relay a relationship with two people That's just kind of drifting apart so wildly you know
Reegs: do you need something to bring it back together
Dan: Or bring it back together or
Reegs: or just it's gone
Pete: it's
Dan: going away
isn't it You know because it it you get the con the feeling that the relationship with Paul and thing wouldn't last as as wouldn't the relationship with them but they they're just moving away anyway from each other and that's what I like about the writing of this film as well you know with Woody Allen films that there's there's obviously there's layers within the film and The historical kind of side of it I really liked cause I really liked that period You know I really like that time It fascinates me and I think Paris in the twenties it was seen as a bit of a wild time you know I
mean
it was was his his debauchery and and it was it was Paul easy It was jazzy It was everything kind of really kicking
off They'd obviously gone through shit in the war They were getting ready to go shit in the war And it was it was all good in the 1920s
Pete: Yeah Yeah But but part of the theme of the film is that each generation looks back fondly or not not everyone but these types of people look back fondly on previous areas and and sort of young to to be back in those times because before that you had the like the like those references to the Beller Polk and stuff like that And then pre even previous to that it was the whose time
Reegs: Marianne Cottey yards So she takes them back even
Pete: Oh so it's a favorite time Yeah Yeah Not her
time but yeah yeah
yeah yeah
Yeah And then there's there's bits about like the French revolution and so on before that And it's you know they're
Reegs: well there's a detective that the father hires who ends up trapped in the
Pete: yeah yeah It's yeah
Dan: Yeah
He
gets stuck into the into the same portal as a as girl So it all kind of wraps up and you you you know the way that it film's going as far as the relationships are ending but it's not about that It is but it's it's also about the characters and and the actual just having fun in the film I think you know what I mean This is this is a time-travel film and a writer going back to meet his literary heroes to both get the confidence to move on with his his book and his writing and to move on from his relationship
Pete: It's like a high brow bill and Ted's excellent adventure
Sidey: Yeah you're right That there's obviously some issues with Woody Allen when you sort of hear the name you know that there's this controversy in the background which I don't know if we want to go into huge detail about what the accusations were but they're fairly grim
Reegs: Yeah And there was enough it was considered Not good for the party who is affected to bring those charges against him They were saying you know that it would do no good to have that have the victim relive that stuff in court so that's why the charges weren't bought but it's a pretty fucking weird set up that's going on in that whole relationship between him and Mia Farrow you know
Pete: I I'm I'm a reminder this this might be controversial You guys have touched upon this stuff before when I haven't been on here and I've been listening Like for me I separate the the art from the artist
Right
And you know it's almost like we don't really do it It's almost like no one could have ever mentioned a Kevin Spacey film ever again like you know there's been a lot of serious allegations and some you know some have improving and so on but he's a phenomenal actor
Reegs: well that's cancel culture
Pete: yeah like it's it's like Michael Jackson's music And so and I'm not saying listen I'm not a big Woody Allen film Oh big Woody I'm not a big Woody Allen fan So it doesn't you know it doesn't really I'm not coming at it Oh I'm going to like stand up for Woody Allen Now that's not what I'm doing I'm just saying I you know I'm not I don't buy it What they what these people have either done or alleged to have done is horrific But if we're talking about this film if we're talking about like bits of art that have been created
Reegs: just talk about this
Pete: yeah exactly
Reegs: to Yeah
Sidey: Well part of the issue is that he will or he does have a tendency to write himself in with a much younger Female CoStar So Manhattan the whole thing is him dating an 18 year old girl and in this one at the end cause it is Woody Allen Vajra proxy of Wilson He ends up going off with a much younger girl Again
Reegs: I end it right I know it's probably reading too much into it but when there were a couple of shots of her the way they were framed it's like you can tell like the camera's absolutely in love with her like sort of thing Like it's he's
positioned
out of shot the big star and she's I dunno man It's just easy to read a lot of stuff into those
Sidey: It's slightly I don't know It just I wouldn't normally like you say you wouldn't I could separate it but with him and the way he writes it is a bit like fuck you know this is a bit like another young girl scenario sort of thing It's a bit like
Pete: I personally didn't pick up on how young she was She seemed you know the age gap Wasn't a totally unbelievable age gap between the two characters I haven't really seen enough like Woody
Sidey: but he's writing it as HEB as that's the way I saw
Pete: of
Dan: I always think about the the actors and and the teams that are in
behind Them as well You know I mean you're talking about some
Pete: Oh big actors Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah If they feel it's unjust I
Dan: don't do my homework on this kind of stuff Like you know so it's one of those where I'll watch the film and then I might read a headline and that would make me think something else or you know
Reegs: Well the problem is we don't know though that's the thing is a lot of stories obviously
Dan: haven't I haven't done the necessary kind of investigation and all that but I do look at it and I think you know this is I and I I take your point cider you know there's you know potentially if you're looking at it from that point of view how he's written himself into into roles where younger girls and things if he's got a history of that you would say well that's that's makes you feel uncomfortable but
Reegs: he married his own step daughter
Dan: All very
Sidey: soon Yi Previn
Pete: It's like Michael Jackson doing a song about sleepovers and stuff with
Dan: But you know you've got own Wilton You've got Rachel Mick Adams you got
Reegs: Corey Stoll as Hemingway and he was absolutely
Dan: it
Sidey: at a Marvel film
Reegs: yeah he was yellow jacket man
Dan: You know Marianne
cock You've got
Sidey: yeah pretty much Michael Shane Alison pill
Yeah the Sultan's his daughter
Dan: ton of boon I's daughter I I dunno I I I would hope that these people have that you know Looked at things in details closer than I would
Pete: They've all got their own integrity as well If they thought that any of this that we're talking about here was was seeping into the story or the or the the products wherever I'm sure someone would have although let's not also forget as you quite often referenced on their paychecks will probably take the edge off any other concerns that they might have
Reegs: Well I know so they're part of a global
conspiracy Well but they are in a way I mean with Harvey Weinstein
Dan: it
Sidey: Woody Allen though does not give the whole script to his actors He'll only give them The scenes that they are involved in So Tom Hiddleston had no fucking idea that this is time travel movie And when I'd Wilson was on set it just didn't seem like slacks And he's
like it's like when you get changed
Dan: You know directors
Sidey: play
clever
Dan: of a parts like that I think we we've had it come up in the other
films
and we were in the they've just did Adam talk to us about that about when he was men of fight the a guy in the in the seam of the helmet or something
Pete: Yeah I know what film I know what you're talking about there Yeah Yeah The guy that you interviewed that had been in the film it's got it Your Hanson I can't remember the name of the film Yeah yeah You're right That that that had to happen I think that what now I know that that that actually lends itself to what I was saying before about I had no idea I didn't know It was a time travel movie I just thought it was a To be honest at the beginning quite a boring film about some Americans being in Paris or whatever And then it was
Dan: what the Oscar nomination thought
as well
Peter when
Pete: they
gave him
well but it was only then when I realized that he'd gone back in time but the way it kind of like been handled very kind of like subtly like you say there was no kind of like car with flames coming out the back of it and and a crazy dark like saying one point 21 gigawatts or anything There was nothing there was nothing like that And then all of a sudden it's okay it's kind of like it's like the the the C the the series good night sweetheart or wherever he goes he ends up like yeah let's not talk about that But it was it was And the fact that the actors didn't know that he'd gone back in time as well I think that came across like you know in the film to me
Sidey: you mentioned the Oscars it got nominated for four Oscars This one which where best picture best director best art direction And that's the big one they'll want to win and best original screenplay
Reegs: Did they win
Sidey: No it wasn't Yeah the screenplay we didn't win like the big ones but
Dan: can I best original
Reegs: screen That's a
Sidey: yeah that's a good one but I was always like director and best pitcher but Best director and best picture where his 22nd and 23rd Oscar nominations which is fucking a lot and he never he's never been he never goes he's never been So I just think he probably doesn't give a fuck about some awards thing He just gonna make we would like
yeah probably too many eyes Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen's relationship did you find that believable
Pete: In what respect
Reegs: find
Sidey: them having romantic involvement
Pete: yeah Like she she was
like
Sidey: were doing it off in real life
Pete: Yeah I don't I don't see why not She he I remember Denise wasn't he with Kate Beckinsale or is with Kate
Beckinsale I'm fairly sure that took me by surprise but there is then only when go going back and then watching some things with him Like he's a fucking seriously good actor And I think he he's impressive Seriously impressive as a guy I mean like you believe everything that That he's got a lot of depth and range and everything all the things that I think unfortunately are in Wilson doesn't have I think he basically plays the same sort of like you know I guess he would appeal to a certain audience but I'm not sure he's got a huge amount of range or depth in his acting necessarily
Dan: It always strikes me I'm Wilson plays kind of close to himself
in
in
Pete: Yeah But that's kind of what I'm saying as well That's you know he he w he he will he will yeah Hit the Mark on certain things because that's within his range
Sidey: Well let's talk about the money on this one because it's quite interesting And the budget for this was 17 mil must've been for all the effects what do you think this did at the box office
Pete: I'm going to say win big like famous cars
Woody Allen lots of Oscar nominations
Dan: million seems to top end for me for the for the production value of what you've got from this
Reegs: There was a lot of green screen and shit It was weird There was a lot of the actors not being in the actual scenes that they were in I didn't really notice that but yeah
Dan: but it w it was you know it didn't seem a particularly expensive shoot for for 17 mil When we talk about what was it 9 million that we we'd done that one to 94 earlier Muriel
Sidey: Well I'll put you on your misery It was a smash it 154 mill
back which I was amazed
when I read that I didn't think any of his films
Dan: me to be honest Yeah
Reegs: ask a bounce and Woody Allen A lot of
Dan: that that's a huge bounce
Pete: yeah Yeah
Dan: nine times
Sidey: and it's the fourth time Can you guess what it is that Rachel McAdams has played the love interest over time traveler
Reegs: Oh the time traveled his wife the fourth time about time what have we got So we've got midnight in Paris About time
time Traveler's wife What's the last one
Pete: hotel time machine
Sidey: No
it's Dr Strange
Reegs: Oh I don't think I'd have got
there actually Weirdly Hmm
Sidey: Yeah So I'm gonna ask a question Dan where are you not entertained
Dan: Yeah I was but I'm not sure that you was Can you be very quiet So where you entertained
Sidey: I was there's this there's a few things I find his writing quite pretentious It's all about art And
Dan: could you forget it was a Woody Allen
Sidey: because no no fucking hell no way you could You could have
Dan: But he wasn't in it So I
Sidey: mean
he
is in it He is in it for me He is in it It's it's written as him it's played as him which I found that part of it slightly jarring but the story I really enjoyed did actually fall asleep So I had to rewind and put it back on but I was happy to do that cause I did I did enjoy it it I I have no idea it was going to be sort of Time traveling with that many sort of characters coming into it So it was it was an interesting story a nice sort of gentle take on the the usual time travel sort of saga just the fear of this sort of Woody Allen isms that I find it just quite same in all his films just took it down from eight or nine to probably a seven for me but I still I did enjoy it
Pete: I so I've really liked the idea of it Actually as I said I kind of was a little bit I felt find it found it a bit dull until I realized Oh actually this is this is a time travel movie And then Then it's sort of like not picked up pace cause it wasn't a fast moving movie but it was definitely something that I was engaged with I'm not very well sort of I'm not very knowledgeable about like the the the characters or the you know the portrayals of the characters Ernest Hemingway seemed like a you know like quite a strong quirky bit of a you know Renegade kind of guy which I don't know anything about Ernest Hemingway So I don't know if he was if he was like that in realized so I don't know if it was a strong portrayal Right Okay Which so I'm sure I'd appreciated it more if I'd known more about it I'd say this was definitely not the sort of film that I ordinarily would have watched but I'm glad I did And it held my attention all the way all the way through sort of a seven for me seven out of 10
Reegs: No I hated this I hated Owen Wilson I hated him as the Woody Allen proxy It probably says something that my about my own anxieties that this sort of whiny insecure pathetic pseudo intellectual who's just sort of really ineffectual just Utterly enrages me and I I can't relate to him at all Or and I despise him he's got this dilemma of whether to slip let the relationship slip away with his beautiful fiance Who's got loads of money I'm sure you know that they'd been together for ages or shack off with some other chick who he then loses and then hints that he's maybe going to pick up some girl in a cafe at the end Who's about half his age I mean what the fuck this is this is ridiculous And that's exactly the plot of the film And he then meets it's all these literary guys that I'm sure if this movie you know if that floats your boat it's like the fucking Avengers for you when they were punching shit And I was going woo You know Matisse talking to you and then cracking a joke about some obscure 1960s fucking German movie that I've never heard of if that floats your boat Brilliant But it Just did absolutely nothing for me Fucking hated this
Dan: delighted because if everybody enjoys the films all the time then
Pete: it's boring
Dan: bit but no particularly Reese because he's just put me through the mill on so many occasions
Pete: It's such
Dan: pleasure
to realize that I've I've kind of got your back one
Pete: here Yeah I've enjoyed the film even more now that I know how upset by it
Reegs: Yeah no fan
Sidey: children's entertainment to be Keep it within our European theme
Dan: That was the feeling actually I've been watching this for a few seems like years but it's weeks now find me in Paris It's a kid's thing on
Netflix Amazon prime
Reegs: Good stuff
Dan: Yeah great stall solid in the ballet world It's big in my house like because I have an aspiring ballerina dancer stroke catwalk
Sidey: traveling time
Dan: walk it builder
Reegs: yeah well much the same way
Dan: of big brother worlds daughter
Reegs: in much the same way that Pete was saying about the time travel aspect not being immediately apparent in Midnight in Paris I had no idea where I'm watching this that there was going to be a time traveler
Dan: We've got a double European time travel episode
Reegs: The subtlety was broken in the opening seconds Cause there's the narration where she goes My name is Lena Greski and I go to the best ballet school in the world I have a secret I'm a time traveler from 1905 and my boyfriend Henri is doing everything he can to get me home It's just like quantum leap or something
Sidey: Yeah It was very very grant the opening you know you've got all these like special note of cash
Dan: who sent me a big budget about 12 mil on the on the episodes on the on the series kind of
Reegs: you could tell that actually because the actors are fairly good and yeah and the camera is I noticed the camera
Sidey: well that's not very good in a TV program
Reegs: no it's really dynamic It had these great set in all these grand halls and things particularly the first part where she's in 1905 and she's a big production values in the camera's swooping around as it follows them through the halls And there's a conversation in the big hall and the camera's moving between them It was artfully done You know it was well you know that you could tell there had been money spent on this and good directors associated with it
Dan: And so so how it features is I think this one's called it's a play on Phantom of
Reegs: yeah Portal of the opera
Dan: portal of the opera I think it is So basically this is the episode that sets it up And as we talked about that first episode is sometimes a little bit tough to get over the hump but as side you would agree this started like a freight train and you weren't getting off Am I right Okay so a little bit of time to get on We we're into the series now in my house where we're wiped down the line but in this
Reegs: you don't need to let nervously round the room down I'm I'm with you This was fucking tops Yeah
Yeah This was good
Dan: it No no I'm quite happy with the choice
here because
it's is popular in our house you know and if the kids like it and I know you were struggling a little bit over there so I do but yeah You haven't got bad language You haven't got any commercialism in this They're not trying to sell you anything else You've got some positive role models that are doing ballet and things I know that it's a little bit silly and
Reegs: You've got French fence and price
Dan: on it You know it's gentle Saifai with this kind of time travel element
Reegs: It's got a sort of doctor who feel to it almost
Dan: It's got a doctor who Phil yarn loves it Cause all the guys were in their tights and you can
get
easier to see it poking for in
Sidey: there was a bit of bulge going
Dan: yeah there's some bowls going on for the girls So and
Reegs: there's one called max I think his name is he's the posh outsider He was kicked out of
Dan: hear a lot about him in our
Reegs: one of the girls says to the other he's got secrets So you can tell that his parents were killed in a tragic accident He's got a massive trust fund and so he's
Pete: you could you could say it's massive trust Someone throws jodhpurs or wherever
Reegs: the moment So everything he needs to be Batman but he was brought up by his arm too Instead of teaching him you know to be an Indian shit taught in ballet It's got like that typical sort of fish out of water type humor to it when she finds herself in 2018 you know she learns new society societal norms by immersion So she's she's
um
Sidey: one thought it was weird when she appeared in the midst of this big performance no one questioned like who's the random and the wrong outfit It's just turned
Pete: I think it was because they're also very serious and professional about what it is they do that they didn't even notice
Dan: They just
so concentrated in their own part And then when she collapses onto the floor and she says my name is Lena she gets mistaken for an Italian girl Who's going to be turning up in two or three days
Sidey: Time
Reegs: is also called leaner or Helina or something
Pete: or something Yeah
Dan: They
don't really stop around to explain
Pete: yeah They they dealt with the
Reegs: she was but she was unconscious I mean and they didn't take her to hospital or anything
Dan: there's there's certainly some safeguarding issues
for
out this the
Sidey: ruthless the ballet world though Isn't it We've seen that
Dan: when they see the talent Exactly We've seen this kind of
thing
whiplash as well
you know when they push these young talents as as hard as they can Yeah
Sidey: it did that thing where you have her prancing round on stage and then it cuts to the ballerina's feet
And there's no attempt to say this is the same
Reegs: Yeah They're wearing different shoes
Dan: every episode the only person that doesn't notice it is my little girl who's loving this you know
Sidey: Well I was horrified because I was trying to sneak this in without anyway and my daughter came in and Oh fuck I should have turned off But she sat down and watched from about 15 minutes in and I said did you like that one And she doesn't really understand it I think Fuck
Reegs: Yeah I think it's a little bit old for them but it seems fairly wholesome
Pete: I had a similar scenario where I was I was watching this by myself cause like a five-year-old and three-year-old boy here This isn't really what they're into And my five-year-old came in the room And of sat down next to me And I just felt I felt like I had to pause it because I felt like I was sitting If I put myself in his shoes he's going to be thinking what the fuck is my old man watching here
Reegs: Well I have to admit I watched it today and I put it on and a lot of it is attractive young girls prancing about in ballet costumes Right And I thought if my Mrs walked in right now you know
Pete: Yeah Can you get is it she'll be thinking Oh it was the whole podcast thing a cover story for
Sidey: I got rumbled watching 'em do a leaper at the Grammys cause I quite fancy Yeah so I put that on YouTube and I was just like yeah it's really good It's just like a bit of a montage and hits my bed The outfit get skimpy and scammy you and I look at their misses just watching me do this cracking the drawer I said you fucking pervert And
Pete: where are you
Sidey: nothing I can say it's been completely done I'm going to watch it again later when she's in better
Reegs: So yeah a lot of it is like her adjusting to her new life So she laughs when water comes out of a tap and
Sidey: um
Reegs: yeah
Yup She can talk to her ex boyfriend
who
Oh well her current boyfriend Henri through a magical chimney
Dan: That's
Pete: right
Yeah
Dan: They go up on the roof
and there seems to be a a loose brick and a chimney that they can remove and swap messages We often say why didn't she just try and find a way in their like you know but
and the chimney
Reegs: Well we knew that's maybe that's what she was trying to do in all the dad was trying to do
Dan: because this one's for three series
Sidey: 78 episodes and counting
Pete: Wow Well I I found the like the dad to be a bit like chews and a bit of a
Reegs: Dick
Dan: Bryce
Pete: walking around
Dan: a serious time traveler and Henry is
just fucking around
with it
because he's found this this this time-travel necklace giving it to the girl after him And and then he's fucked up the time
Pete: Okay But I I
Dan: and you want to just play around the edges
Pete: No no no I understand I've watched it and understood that but I just wondered like what was how did he talk to his son before all of that happened Like all of a sudden it's now like that guy's getting up Like I dunno what age he's meant to be Let's say he's 18 So for the first 18 years of his life has he always spoken to him like that or now is now it's yeah like just today he's like re like just choose some dismissive and weird And I
Reegs: yeah but the sun is a fucking moron
Pete: Trying to like scare his son
Dan: I dunno I just can't see more than what he's doing why that second and can't see that the play ahead or two plays ahead which is obvious to everyone else So he does become a bit of an annoying character but it doesn't focus on for a time travel thing It doesn't jump back too much to be honest it most of the time stays in the present as you go
on through the episodes and focuses on the dancing and the challenging so of the dance and in
Reegs: It was like a I don't know if you've seen that movie frequency with Dennis Quaid where he can talk to his
Sidey: or
Reegs: over the radio It was like a really slow it's like Royal mail version of
that
where they just leave letters in the magic chimney and they talk to each other and they was I thought I wrote it down wrong And I only realized afterwards I called them the tongue eaters but it was the time collectors
yeah
And so I was like Oh that sounds exciting But they apparently are a bunch of steam punk douchebags
Dan: Well they are they they kind of steam punk dress Three teenage guys who able to manipulate time as well And basically the bad guys chasing them They want this time clock If they can get so many together something other poles get open up with a ball control she's not interested in that She just wants to get back but in the meantime she has to cover herself and pretend to be this Italian girl and dance She has to dance to prove that she's good enough because as we've already pointed out if you're a good enough dancer if she really is like some kind of world-class dancer from you know Russia in 1905 or present day then they'll find a way of keeping it because she's got the
Pete: Yeah it didn't get dealt with in this episode And one thing that I was interested about was it because I think before it was her turn she either fainted again or she left the room or I can't remember exactly what happened but
Reegs: she uh she bombed out at the dance thing
Pete: I was I was interested to see whether her 1905 I mean but she wasn't even that good in 1905 Was she Cause she was
like
Reegs: yeah she was she was like
Sidey: she's supposed to be the prima ballerina I think
Pete: Well a budding prima ballerina but she was like her friends were slacking off but she she admitted to
Reegs: me
Pete: an
yeah a prospective prima ballerina but yeah I don't know enough about ballet to know So let's say kind of like Artists from 1905 their work would stand up now but a footballer from 1905 if you put that person in the modern game would immediately be noticeable as being bollix at football compared to everyone else And like with the whole like modern dance thing that clearly was you know it was like ballet with a twist It was kind of like some urban ballet going on and stuff So I don't know whether or not I don't know enough about it to know whether her even if she was a prima ballerina in 1905 which would that stand up in today's
Reegs: you only have to watch 78 more episodes to find out
Pete: because he probably knows
Dan: I watch probably about 18 of those and I could answer those questions Yes Peter she doesn't actually stand up to be the all encompassing dancer from the beginning that you might have been led to believe from the beginning where she's this kind of prima Donna
Reegs: but does she work her way
Dan: because it is a modern dance you know there is a different way of doll and they show that sometimes in just her culturally getting used to
hundred a hundred years or so So there is a lot of no there isn't It's a it's a sweet old kind of thing She's from Rochdale or something So you can actually hear the accent just come through now And again like that you know it just drops into coronation street or something
Maybe not in the first episode but as you as you listen on a a little more
Pete: she certainly doesn't sound Russian in any way shape or
form
Dan: she she's not washing it
Reegs: and it was all in Paris anyway Hence the title It wasn't just
Sidey: I've
Dan: and so I watched a few it doesn't it it goes on that it doesn't
Sidey: at the end
Reegs: I quite like this
Dan: what'd you want in a kid's TV program you know what I mean
It's it's pretty it's pretty positive and it's it's something different It's not Maybe what I would want to watch is if I was a 12 year old boy or whatever it 12 year old girl or something like that then this might be exactly what I
Pete: Yeah I'd be interested What I will do is I have a nine year old daughter and I will put her on to this and she has done dance and ballet She doesn't do it any more but I'd be interested to see if this is the sort of thing that she would like Yeah I will I will ask that question The
Dan: My
little girl she dances around watching it Where when we're watching this she danced around the lounge Sometimes she goes even as dancers far as East wing
Reegs: Yeah
I think my little girl is still a little bit young for this but I wouldn't mind her watching it when she is a little bit older it hasn't got a fucking unicorn in it so she wouldn't give a shit about it anyway at the moment but seven Yeah but she she enjoys a bit of dancing
Dan: on the door real life at seven once
Reegs: I know I can
Dan: it goes
Reegs: but it's it seems fairly wholesome It's got a good but ridiculous storyline you know the caster ethnically diverse and you know easy on the eye it's it was good Yeah I thought this was okay
Sidey: I didn't like it but I would it just cause it wasn't my sort of thing And it also production-wise reminded me of ponies that his club that
Reegs: kind of no it was much more high budget
Dan: I don't
know if it was I think it was just shot in in a in a slide but I think it it seemed to be a similar budget to me I I
that that kind of point there was a you know finished
Sidey: to
it
Dan: there was uh there was a finish to
Sidey: this having moaned about it If my daughter wanted to watch it I'd be fine with that You know be fine for her It's just I go do something else while it was on
Dan: to be honest though it's mainly positive messages but I've sat there and watched it with
my
daughter and the wife watches it with us as well And sometimes you want to chip in just to reinforce the messages a little
bit
too to younger viewers You know you want to be there not just to watch it let them watch it alone but just to say Oh that's not very nice Is it she didn't you know just to just to quiet kind
of
make some of the points yeah a little bit more forceful than they do probably because of the older view is we'll we'll just be able to take it on
but
if
you watch me younger be a better way to watch it
Reegs: or alternatively if you're trying to groom a psychopath do the total opposite of what Dan just said and like really criticize their more moral choices and
Dan: and then
Reegs: So that some parenting advice
Dan: go bad That's
Pete: this obviously wasn't targeted at me but whilst I wouldn't choose to ever watch another episode of it if my daughter wanted to watch it again like you said I'd be okay with that And I guess a bit of me does kind of wonder what happens and you know where where it goes but not enough to um yeah Yeah It's yeah But know enough to climax from
it
Sidey: Right now the episode in the can we are rapidly counting down to episode 100 We'll have to do something mega for that thanks chaps Pete you are nominated for next week Have you got anything
Pete: I do have I've done a lot more No no he didn't he didn't have any influence in this Okay A little bit I I was inspired I've actually been inspired by a couple of things one trying to broaden my horizons which this episode has done in terms of a film set in Europe and so on There's quite a lot of films that are my show I probably should have seen so but inspired by watching Narcos which predominantly a non-English language albeit with some English language I wanted to pick a top five What they're the Oscars referred to as foreign language films but I'm specifically not English language and so inspired by that And actually I did a bit of research and looked through like Back catalog of non-English language films There is a film that kind of intrigued me called the secrets in their
eyes an Argentinian
film from 2009 which I wanted to cover is our main feature Unless everyone's seen it before apart from me you probably won't be able to find it but we'll deal with that deal with that children's television not quite foreign language cause I don't think there's any actual like dialogue in it but unless it's been done before I'd like to do grizzy in the lemmings which I don't know if any of you have seen before it's on Netflix The really good news is the episodes are about six minutes
long
but I liked them I liked them So I'd like to grizzy and the lemmings
Reegs: So it's not speaking English themed
Pete: it's a French production I think So it kind of carries on but there's no it's not a foreign language thing Cause it's about a bear and they can't talk
Reegs: Yeah So not okay So not being able to talk or not speaking English
Pete: Yeah Okay Yeah Have brought in that And as a departure from that as a topic and for the midweek mentioned Harry Potter and the prisoner of
Azkaban Yeah
We are We're putting you through the mill rigs You have to watch
this
you have to critique it You have to try and not be an obnoxious end if at
all possible
But it's yeah it's fucking
Reegs: which
Pete: you've watched the first two That's number three
Reegs: three So it's basically where I dumped out pretty much
Pete: yeah
Dan: Do I do I need to have watched the other cause I haven't seen
Pete: any of you read any of the books Read read the synopsis of the first couple and then threes where it starts getting real good Real good It's a fucking
Reegs: It's got Gary Oldman
Pete: Yes it does have Gary Oldman and yeah it
Reegs: was in the second one as well Wasn't he No no
Pete: No and his character is introduced in the third one Okay
Sidey: That's very exciting listen to us and review us and subscribe to us and do all that good stuff if you want to contribute a blog you'll have to wait in line cause Pete's got the next one
Reegs: I'm doing a trilogy of reviews on the skyline franchise which you know that should really peak your interest
Sidey: Yeah you can find with them bad dads
Reegs: film.com
Dan: Yeah And I'll I'll do it I'll do a blog If anybody wants to nominate a film
I'll watch it and I'll blog on it
Reegs: Oh yeah Nice What if somebody asked for Dan's unique take I love
Sidey: I should say that we've been asked to a listener has demanded us to do a mid-week mentioned on kickboxer
So we need to fit that in somewhere breaching rocket
But that's all for tonight All that remains is to say Sidey signing out
Reegs: I know I don't know what to say at this bit anymore
Sidey: Bye
Reegs: Bye
Pete: Yeah. And Peter, Andre's gone as well.