“The lack of women directors in the industry is no joke. The top 100 films of 2019 were helmed by a total of 113 directors, 89.4 percent of whom were male and 10.6 percent of whom were female.” So said Women and Hollywood’s Melissa Silverstein after the 2020 Golden Globes once again featured an all male lineup in the Best Director category in a year where Greta Girwig (Little Women) and Lulu Wang (The Farewell) have had a strong case for inclusion. With this in mind, the Bad Dads Top 5 this week features those movies directed by women, and some of our favourite movies are included.
My sex doll and I have been together for 5 years this week. To celebrate our anniversary I thought I'd spice things up a little so I bought a book - the Karma Sutra for Dummies. And with that thought, let's move swiftly on to this weeks main feature: Lars and The Real Girl. Despite the sensational and ludicrous premise (a socially awkward young man pretends a sex doll is real), this thoughtful and uplifting film united the Dads for it's sensitive examination of what a community support network could look like for someone struggling with mental illness.
The sex talk continues with a nostalgic look back at a recently relaunched favourite. Yes morph is making a comeback! Talk about 50 Shades of Clay. Aardman Animations Epic Adventures of Morph hit the television screens earlier this month and you can hear our take on this once beloved classic. As usual it doesn't take too long before the conversation veers off topic.
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Lars and the Real Girl
Reegs: Welcome to Baghdad's film review the most successful and downloaded middle-aged dad podcast from Jersey channel islands reviewing movies and kids TV hi
Dan: you did do an intro Did
Reegs: I didn't know not even close not even
Howie: Sorry Does all that work during a week Fucking toiling over audacity
Reegs: I'm still reeling from your I've never seen gremlins confession
Howie: It's it's I don't know I'm trying to work out Why was it Because so is it a 15 gremlins So at the time I probably didn't watch it cause I was too young
Sidey: saw Robocop though
Howie: who didn't see commando on VHS
Reegs: think you would have had a lot of opportunities to not watch gremlins like it cause it was on all the time It's there's nobody else find this as amazing as me Yeah
Dan: I I've only seen it probably twice
Sidey: was it one of those when everyone was talking about it in the playground you're like yeah Yeah lots of it
Dan: The water Yeah Don't give him water Yeah
Howie: I'll play I'll play ground though Just running away
Dan: Well yeah I know I know
Howie: I'll play ground They're just running away from a caretaker and a maths teacher
Reegs: but true
Sidey: times
Reegs: what's anybody been watching this week then Oh I've been watching the Mandalorian
Dan: Yeah Finally finally got onto
Howie: Yeah Okay Oh good
Sidey: Yeah I caught up with the most recent episodes
Dan: I've yet No I've I've still got it
Reegs: No I've only done the
Sidey: first
Howie: I might need to somehow get hold
Sidey: child is is really rice
Reegs: That
Sidey: He's not no he's not it's not a plot thing He's just good in it He just makes lots of cute
Reegs: he's Oh he's
Dan: it for me now He's good in it
Sidey: he steals he steals a pack of biscuits just somebody using it for us That's it That's the
Reegs: Oh that's amazing I loved it And I think it's the sixth episode where he like gets on the spaceship controls to what flight is I can't believe how well that works The
Sidey: It's like a toy He looks like you can go and just buy
Dan: You can actually buy it cause I've
Sidey: looks exactly like that
Dan: Yeah I've seen it down in the in the toy shop in town
Reegs: but also I had no idea It was just going to be like lone Wolf and Cub as well which
Sidey: just better than all the recent films
Reegs: It's brilliant but it's not I mean I know it's got star Wars stuff in it and it does feel star Wars but it could really be anything and wild West or I mean it's just you
Sidey: well when you say the season two episode one it's proper wild
Howie: Oh cool I'm I'm confused though because Baba fare is he a Mandalore
Sidey: fat Is Jan goes son Django is the one that all the clones are based
Reegs: the Django I think you'll find it's
Sidey: Jenga That was the one that was there All the clones are based
Howie: The clones are based on a Mandalorian a rich a man who was a Mandalorian
Is that right
Sidey: Thanks
Howie: That's what I just wanted to get the link Cause that's
Sidey: they couldn't have fucking barn door
Dan: I yeah it's we're just catching up on it Or really now I've seen the Mandalorian has seen it but as for the connections between the characters on not too strong and amoeba but that is a shocking revelation that you haven't seen gremlins but we had a conversation was it online on WhatsApp about other films that you haven't seen Because you've not seen Lawrence of Arabia
Reegs: No I haven't
Sidey: That was the pod feature that we've done from time to time of confessions both of things
Dan: it's time to revisit every now and again see if you've actually seen any of those films We said I can't believe you haven't seen it So have you seen what one was hanging over you
Howie: Yeah
Sidey: Cause like if I don't want to watch it I've avoided it It's not one I was just missing I don't want to watch it It just looks shit to me I don't want to say it but there's quite a lot
Dan: buried her head deep down in the sand and
Sidey: stuff that I am slightly ashamed of is lows of Hitchcock stuff I've not seen
Dan: Yeah no it's true Yeah There's definitely Hitchcock films ions
Sidey: But I've not seen like I've not seen very scary I've not seen North by Northwest I've not seen a rear window So that's that quite you know big big deal So I need to do that but it's just finding the time
Reegs: That's an
Sidey: No basically I've seen psycho
Howie: cause it's duh duh So it's the psycho
Sidey: another one that escapes me birds The birds are things like the Bubba birds
Howie: Angry ones I'm at a shocking day to day My diet is just it's a real I've got a bad bad fucking so
Dan: Is that why you're wearing stockings and suspenders
Howie: These are beauties fucking locked down You just don't wear pants anymore
Reegs: Why The socks
Howie: I always wear
Dan: but you were at my house It's not like we're at your house
Howie: What I mean feel free
Reegs: that how you would have your if you were wearing a suit would you have your socks pulled up
Howie: Yes Yes Yeah I won't get deep deep vein thrombosis There's no deep vein thrombosis in my house
Reegs: if you don't wear socks at all And what have you got going Just normal socks
Howie: He's wearing slippers
Dan: my father-in-law's socks then somehow found its
Howie: He's
Dan: my sock drawer which is good He's in Czech Republic
Howie: No I was bored I was bored at today and I didn't have time to Kirk for lunch So I foolishly just I've never done this before I haven't I ate three raw eggs
Well I was afraid the dog and the three eggs in my hands And I went I wonder what they've tasted like raw So I put it in a glass and just drank him like
Reegs: just go for one first just to see
Howie: All in
Dan: is is this your mate Scott eggs
Howie: I brilliant
Reegs: but why are you dressed as if you go into like play a hockey match at school have you come it's just is that where you came from
Howie: shorts and rugby socks now in all forms of in all forms of my life knocked down has been kind to me I don't have to wear trousers You wear a Lester cage shorts so you can
Sidey: Just paying it all the time
Howie: Ups
Reegs: sometimes put on a tux just to shake things up a little Yeah
Dan: just dress up in my Sunday Best for no reason Just just a surprise
Howie: and then
Dan: she comes home
Howie: and then after I had three eggs I didn't eat anything else that day And I went to KFC and I don't have my own bargain bucket I don't know So with the chips and gravy Yeah
Dan: had three war eggs in a bargain bucket
Sidey: you know what I mean for us this week Yeah What we do
Reegs: We have got the top five movies directed by women we've got movie feature is Lars and the real girl And kids Stevie is the Epic adventures of morph which has just started on sky one but basically just turned into a huge more from the first for me a shrug already from Sidey Oh my God Anyway so yeah but what about last week What was that
Dan: We had a top five
Sidey: top five
Dan: It was Books I
Sidey: Oh put films put films
Dan: film film books
Sidey: Do we have much feedback I remember
Reegs: No I can't remember either
Howie: one
Dan: James cordon I think did the voiceover for that It's quite good My kids liked it
Sidey: I don't like James cordon
Dan: He's West dam He's West dam He's all
Sidey: is another reason Should we crack on with the weekly content
Reegs: Let's do it
Sidey: All right
all right then rigs Yes you're a fan of the ladies Oh sorry let's have some films what they done
Reegs: Yes So I don't know about you guys but the one of the first directors I thought of and I think there is quite a limited pool really I think it has to be said that certainly that's what I thought when I really went through my list Every movie on here like we were talking about before I've seen and I also really liked which is and they're all a cut above The first person I thought of was Kathryn Bigelow Deuce his sister James his former partner I think a lot of people are gonna say
Dan: movie
Reegs: well yeah exactly So I think
Sidey: Well there's any one Good one My opinion
Reegs: well I don't think we're going to say the same one because you're going to say point break and I'll let somebody else talk about that because people love that movie a lot more than I do I really liked the hurt locker
Sidey: I didn't
Reegs: I thought it was Well Dan I'm just waiting Did
Dan: No no I did enjoy it I didn't enjoy the hurt locker It'd been a while since I've seen it So but I remember that it was an Oscar winner wasn't it Yeah Yeah It was explosives and
Reegs: it's got an
Howie: that's exactly how they summed up in the in the Oscars that a man come on pretending he was operated
Dan: did it
Reegs: Not just got these amazingly tense set pieces in them There's also some really good character pieces about the kind of soldiers who they're sort of fighting in a sort of nonpolitical war basically And they're just The bond makers are there because they're there and they're there because the bond makers are there and they're just trapped in this like purgatorial cycle where they're just really shitty at their job And they go out to diffuse these things and then it's some shit happens again They go out again So it's like it's not really political It's just a sort of more talking about this sort of mundane crazy cycle that we're locked into it more So I thought that was really interesting Jeremy Renner is amazing in it It gets it Doesn't go for All this sort of war movie clues shit cliches It mostly avoids them clues shows Yeah
Howie: Clue sheets
Reegs: I'm not sure what I said
Dan: I take all that but I didn't Have how would this film because of point break
Reegs: yeah
Dan: I can just talk about it now because we're talking about this director in
Howie: Yeah
Dan: that movie was just one that I yeah it's double figures for me How many times I've
Howie: seen
Dan: It's whenever it comes on you can pick it up wherever and now he's got the longest
In movie cinema history and it's just action You know you've got Swayze you've got Keanu Reeves who
Howie: quarterback quarterback punk
Dan: Yeah Johnny Utah I mean fucking
Howie: Gary Boosie
Dan: no Yeah There's nothing not to love about this movie and the fact that
Reegs: pretty cool
Howie: in the shower
Dan: Kathryn Bigelow She did this for in 1991 You know this is going back This is a lady who's been top of the game for years and years and years
Reegs: I've got some earlier films of hers as well That were really shit
Howie: Have you seen how bad point break remake was Have you ever watched
Reegs: it
Dan: didn't go
Howie: It's relatively recent maybe four or five years It's like watching a An X games music video that loosely is based around the same story for point breaks So instead of surfing they've done snowboarding and motorbike and is it's a it's a Pauling and it tarnishes point breaks
Reegs: well it makes point break worse by association
Sidey: I'm not going to watch that No way
Dan: Yeah It it did kind of stain
Reegs: the original too
Dan: It did kind of stay in the original
Howie: It did It did by association
Dan: I let them do it
Reegs: I really like point break but I don't love it as much as a lot of other people do And some people are a bit like that about lethal weapon as well And I think like quite good movies but it's not Yeah the inside he looks mortified
Sidey: it's a strange leap from
Howie: Do you know I was going to say that too I would never say that people's enjoyment of point break is the same as lethal weapon is you
Reegs: Well no mostly that there are some people who talk about lethal weapon Like it's absolutely brilliant I'm like okay there are not that's another example of a film that I quite like so
Howie: getting too old for this shit
Reegs: break
Sidey: for me I think Probably I just had heard too much hype about hurt locker And when I watched it probably just a little bit underwhelmed by it so I just I didn't really see what the hype was about it It was okay But it missed off me
Reegs: it very well-directed though like the the
Sidey: I mean
Reegs: tension in the bomb diffusing scene So yeah she's obviously
Sidey: Decent how are we going
Howie: okay I'm going to steal one that I know Saudi has it it really pissed
Sidey: Oh you fuck Are you going to do it
Howie: No I won't I won't I won't I'll save I'll go then I'll go for big penny Marshall Well I genuinely didn't know as a female director again I looked up a list of films and just associated Oh I like that film I've watched that film blah blah Oh it's pretty much direct to cool But again rigs just to reemphasize the point it's not a lot money really In the vast context of things is
Reegs: Well penny Marshall's got a few herself that you know there was league of their own Renaissance man which was the Danny DeVito one Cinderella man But which I don't know whether people can talk about that but big is the really big one Yeah
Howie: But it always brings up everyone always has fond memories of that film but when you look into
Reegs: no it's a story about statutory rape
Howie: it's a bit at the end there but it's an unsaid Diddy sleep with her
Reegs: 15 minutes after the credits roll Susan or whoever what's her name Berklee Is it she gets arrested for the abduction and disappearance of the adult Josh whatever his name was
Howie: would would he been able to have kids So he's grown up so tall
Sidey: an adult functioning body But with a child's mind
Reegs: it's not really an animal's body It's more like a monkey
Sidey: It's a bit like directorial wise is a bit point and click It's not
Reegs: It's pretty classic though Think about like you know that's like a really iconic scene and filmed brilliantly
Sidey: No brilliant It is great movie even though I have the eyes began to sort of really disliked Thanks
Howie: Well is that because of his because of his pizza gate and his drinking of the blood of children
Dan: I was in a New York and I went to the who's the mystic guy Zoltan There was this old town machine You can't walk past this old town machine move out of an a go And it kind of just makes you think of this movie Doesn't
Reegs: Yeah
Howie: what would it be a lot for us now We'd say
Reegs: I want to be younger
Howie: well when you end up in bed with your wife when you you're 12
Sidey: Right I'm going before anyone else takes it It's a fear cappella and the film is lost in translation might be my all time Favorite Certainly it's in the conversation is fantastic Scott Hansen still career best performance I think And bill Murray absolutely wonderful opposite ends of their age spectrum if you'd like but no statutory rape involved in this one it's really a story about isolation friendship connection I think slightly romantic but never fully realized in that sense There's just a
Howie: unrequited
Sidey: it's I'm required but it's also a feeling of what they're missing You know what they've lost what they're wanting Japan Tokyo is a saying absolutely incredible The score the soundtrack fucking brilliant It's a
Dan: It's such a gentle touch on this film And obviously the the director herself is born This this there's nothing forced about the film It all happened So so kind of naturally and so believably well there the acting is fantastic as you mentioned but I think just the way the shots are Done and the moment the light and things that she's been at a crate in that film just makes it so so sweet film and you just can't help but relate to it You can't help but connect with it yourself and find something in it that is in you as well
Reegs: Yeah yeah yeah yeah absolutely And it's not showy Offy film making but there's so many like really classic it's brilliantly staged So when you see images of it you feel like you know you're watching a play almost
Dan: So always got that undercurrent of humor as well You know it's got like you're you're ready to to kind of laugh in life as well as cry You know what I mean It's got the emotions always kind of there
Sidey: There's certain things about Tokyo as well that you expect to see and you do see them all but it still doesn't feel cliched So you've got the the road crossing and you've got the blossom high-tech stuff all that sort of stuff It doesn't feel like a travelog although it is nice to see all that stuff I just really love it I think it absolutely perfect movie went to cinema loads of times to see this Cause I just loved it that much I've not seen anything else that she's directed
Howie: I've seen the chemical brothers video but I don't think she did she do she just dances in a
Reegs: I did see the Virgin
Howie: Oh of course Yes Yeah
Reegs: and that is also a really good movie as I remember but it has been a long time since I saw that I think I came out when I was at uni I think so
Howie: So is there is there something to say about it's very cliche that because she's a female director she doesn't feel the need to go match show on site You think her lost in translation could have been It there's lots of sort of the VIT The film has lots of is it ASM our style where it's just sound effects Like you said the Pelican crossing they have the weird chirping sound or you got the gardens You've got the lift Lots of quite quiet well shots intense Yeah Yeah
Dan: well I wonder you know if any director is going to bring something to it this one
Sidey: She has a particular style
Howie: Yeah So maybe that isn't to do with gender that's more maybe maybe just dismiss dismiss gender dismiss
Dan: yeah but I think it is just comes on the maybe you know there is more traditional things in in some
Howie: Michael Bay look at Michael Bay
Dan: that there
Reegs: Well look at her father I mean just compare her style with her fathers You know cause Coppler he was quite bombastic and you know he would move the camera a lot and all that sort of in hers it's like a totally
Sidey: demo pad pack
Reegs: to that
Sidey: more
Reegs: yeah And she gets great performances
Dan: Right Well I'm I'm going for A different kind of film it's a romantic film sleepless in Seattle No air phone Yeah And it's I know you're probably not then it's Hanks as well but I I love this
Sidey: these make Ryan and thanks
Dan: There was a connection Yeah
Sidey: Can you name it
Reegs: go male genitalia
Dan: yeah sleepless in Seattle You've got mail and joined the volcano
Reegs: Oh I didn't realize that it
Dan: Yeah
Reegs: which is the better one out of this one And
Sidey: This is where is
Howie: it's his son his son
Sidey: this the combination road bangs are up the
Howie: tower
Dan: Yeah Yeah no this this is is that
Reegs: Oh yeah Oh I've got them
Dan: they go
Reegs: at the
Howie: doesn't it sound
Reegs: No this is the
Dan: they will they will blend into one
Howie: yeah And T his young son has orchestrated all
Reegs: Yeah
Dan: He's done it on the radio His his his boy's gone on the radio spoke to some late night chat Machines at all You know I'd really love my dad just to be happy or whatever He was so nice kid He's a nice boy And then make Warren was listening and she was a hopeless romantic herself And and they ended up meeting on top of the empire state building just as it was closing it wasn't going to happen but the boy ran off and
Sidey: whatever happened to her make
Howie: lips
Reegs: did she Botox does
Howie: she's she ruined herself
Sidey: Yeah She just seemed well it was it plastic
Howie: she had loads of surgery and then she went a bit caustic and pessimistic and
Reegs: it's gotta be hard though because she was only getting she wasn't getting offered
Howie: She didn't get Julia Roberts star money at the time That's what bugged
Dan: such a shame because I remember watching her in the doors She was fantastic it's sleepless in Seattle You've got
Howie: in a space gray film
Dan: hot make wine I'd like to see her in something else I dunno
Sidey: I think her time has passed It's not dead
Howie: Exclusive
Sidey: movie making works
Dan: It comes in cycles It comes in cycles this stuff
Sidey: Riggs
Reegs: I've got Jennifer Kent with the Babadook which is a movie that I've been toying about recommending us to watch but I know I'm you
Sidey: Well you can nominate animal and force the issue
Howie: Yeah
Reegs: It's it's got this really stylish lurk It's got these interesting edited together sequence and the two leads the
Dan: it's a horror This
Reegs: it is it is but it's a bit more than that It's
Dan: a scary horror
Reegs: No it's I it's not rare You can easily have a read on it that it's nothing to do That the supernatural elements are kind of not really that important That really it's about
Howie: spoil it If we if you're going to choose it
Reegs: Yeah
Howie: a hard one
Reegs: It's about a portrait of a woman struggling to cope with motherhood more than anything And that's what makes it really really interesting because it's really interesting subject matter And it's obviously
Dan: started to make me think of triangle
Reegs: by a woman So it's like this unique take on this film and it is kind of Like the Babadook itself I don't know if you don't like jump scares and like creepy shit
Dan: I can hear that Why would anybody like that
Howie: I have a Dicky I don't want these
Dan: If you don't if you don't like being scared the shit and people jumping out who does who does like that
Reegs: I think I'm going to pick it one week is I think there's so many interesting things to talk about in that film No not because I hate you but because of what it what
Dan: to scare me I'm going to watch it And there'll be after be like daytime Like I tell the kids you know it will be like in the morning probably watched it in half an hour little bits
Reegs: Well we'll get the dart board out We'll get the dice out Dan we'll have a few games too
Dan: of night It's not a Baba Duke night
Reegs: It's really good Watch the Babadook If you haven't
Howie: I'm going to go for so we had can you ever forgive me last week by this director Marielle Heller but I'm going to go for our other film a beautiful day in the neighborhood which I did a mini review for a couple of weeks back sentimental tasks Yes But I really liked it it did it did bizarrely and it was really gentle film Okay So it was a very positive towards the subject and it didn't mention anything at all about his it didn't mention as much about his own personal family life which he read into was his son's really had a real issue towards him and only really accepted him into their lives later on in in their lives because they well they felt he was overly focused on everybody else except them It was kind of that sort of quandary but I felt This was this was a weird one If you remember I can't remember if you guys have seen it but it's got it's it's very it's got little sort of puppet show type things in there as well Little bit like me and the dying girl it's got that kind of is it Marriott marionette Marion a little bit of that but that was part of the show that that was that was
Reegs: you've seen
Howie: yeah no you've watched you've seen the TV
Dan: No I've seen
Howie: you've seen the film as well Yeah I just thought it was really genuine nice film with a really nice message at the end
Dan: there the puppets and everything he plays them all away is
Howie: I just those real genuine cheeseball in the field's moment when he's on the train with the on the way home and the whole train recognize him and they would just start singing the theme tune and it's nice stuff like that
Reegs: I would like to see it and you probably would not
Sidey: So it sounds rubbish
Dan: There's there's a film I haven't seen but it's by Lulu Wang Heard of her
Howie: No
Dan: this is a film about a family She's a new Yorker returns to China When her grandmother's diagnosed with cancer but the news is kept from the grandmother They don't tell her that she's dying and obviously hilarity you know carries on and everything it's it's one of those films that just from the trailer I've seen just a couple of minutes and it's it's piqued my interest enough They'll want to Watch it and check it out But it's had really great reviews as well So it's not one that I have seen but it's one that I would I would like to see for one that I have seen Kung Fu Panda two S was the highest grossing film to borrow a woman's until wonder woman and she did she was involved white really Well she was involved in the first Kung Fu Panda but she went on direct this one
Howie: I'd say Kung Fu Kung Fu Fandor Yeah that's the one that's one I'd say Kung Fu Panda three is better
Reegs: I've never seen any of them Is this a it's not shocking Is gremlins
Howie: I cannot believe with kids You have not seen the Kung Fu Panda series
Dan: over a billion
Sidey: I did have an issue with it because there's no explanation of why he's able to learn kung-fu in a day
Dan: Cause he's natural
Howie: he's got he's
Dan: He is the chosen one
Howie: have you watched three
Dan: bullshit It's the
Reegs: It's the
Howie: Ah so in three in three they explain he's got cheese
Dan: got the
Howie: He's got the cheese he goes and finds all his foot
Reegs: you leave overnight
Howie: Yeah Yeah Mm mm He's got loads of it Smears himself in it like a fucking
Sidey: find it very believable The first
Dan: Well a
Howie: well
Dan: Fu Panda
Sidey: fat Panda would have been able to learn the kind of feed that quickly It didn't make any sense
Howie: Well
Sidey: didn't didn't have magic powers or anything like that
Howie: see it's a chain three Fuck
Sidey: that clear in the first one
Howie: No no It's it's it's it's it's a storyline thread that you have to follow You have to show commitment to the cause
Sidey: number two is it's one of those sequels sequences better than the
Howie: Bryan Cranston plays his dad spoiler
Dan: I think it was Oscar nominated
Sidey: Rightly so
Dan: Kung Fu Panda two
Howie: The hurt locker
Dan: just doesn't happen a lot Does it you know a sequel being Oscar nominated I think did we say it was it was the godfather godfather
Reegs: You said that I think last week And I don't think I knew that that
Dan: that was they were both nominated
Sidey: fake news
Reegs: no
Sidey: I will nominate clueless 1995 directed by Amy Heckerling
Reegs: All right What else has she done
Sidey: Well she does something else I was going nominate but I can drive just tell you now fast times at Ridgemont high
Reegs: Oh yeah
Sidey: kind of high school vibe very well but similar sort of is it similar not really similar in the setting but different story
Reegs: aren't they both kind of based on Shakespeare as well underneath
Sidey: It's Claris
Reegs: I think Cleveland is as well
Dan: I dunno wherever that was there were there was a string of like high school films that
Sidey: 10 things I hate about you was
Dan: of their shoe and there may have been I just remember
Reegs: it could have been could have been I can't let's say I haven't just made that
Sidey: it it's it really captured the cultural Zeit Geist of the time
Howie: That's us losing reviews now
Sidey: Silverstone was super fucking hot
Dan: Ever since the Aerosmith videos Well she did all the Aerosmith videos Do you see that we've lived Tyler
Sidey: but also the the way they spoke everything it became one of those films that was you know it was assimilated into the way that people spoke at that time really good It had I don't know if it's actual debut but it sort of broke Paul Rudd into the
Reegs: I always forget he was in it Yeah of
Howie: He doesn't age
Reegs: No
Sidey: looks exactly the same Maybe he's just got a bed but other than that he looks exactly the same but it had Brittany Murphy and he
Reegs: She
Sidey: didn't make it Yeah but actually the film Yeah She had some issues and fast times at Ridgemont high the only film I liked was Sean Penn in it Because he doesn't play
Dan: this was it was it was kind of like a breakfast club as far as a few actors from that film that went on to become really successful
Sidey: And Phoebe Cates got her boobs out but it didn't do any harm at all So Amy heckling Very good
Reegs: Yeah Nice I've got Lynn Ramsey There were two of her movies that I'd seen which the first was we need to talk about
Sidey: Oh I was reading about this but I've not seen it
Reegs: gritty reboot of the problem child franchise yeah you probably have read too much about it although I mean it's all there in the title anyway you know in a way yeah I think what's amazing about we need to talk about Kevin is The sun as a Miller And Tilda Swinton they're just brilliant And even as a baby he's kind of an asshole as well like just as a baby so yeah the guy Yeah
Howie: what's the premise Does he Satan or something
Sidey: No
Reegs: he's just basically it's kind of a Columbine ESC Type scenario where he's gone into school but with a bow and arrow it's obviously pretty sensitive subject matter in the U S but it's It's interesting It's shocking the other one that I got of hers is a really great movie that if you guys haven't seen you should check out which is you were never really here
Howie: Oh with
Reegs: Whack in Phoenix plays this kind of scary Bad-ass damaged haunted and deeply sad kind of Hitman guy he's sort of he's got this big beard this sort of long greasy hair he wears her DS he sits around eating jelly beans Yeah no I just mean he's kind of slobby but he's also he's also John wikis He's like John Black Jack Black to John wick in Jack Black Yeah You know fat slobby greasy
Sidey: Oh
Reegs: comedian he
Sidey: I was thinking of the white stripes
Reegs: Yeah when it's hard isn't it Jack White Jack Black John wick is not easy but yeah so it's a really good movie it's really well well worth watching It's an action film but it's a bit different to your usual
Sidey: I think it's on prime I've been meaning to watch it
Reegs: dude It's great
Howie: there's this lady called Mary and American psycho Mary
Reegs: Harron
Howie: So again going into stereotype four is a very graphic male dominated sexually explicit film
Sidey: I don't think it's that explicit in the film
Reegs: It's not that explicit in the
Howie: Well he's he's he's easy It's pretty expressive
Dan: if you haven't read the book then you would look at it and go Whoa And then
Reegs: if
Howie: but he's when he's with the prostitutes in the bedroom
Sidey: it's just what he says though Doesn't
Howie: he's in the bed He's in
Sidey: you didn't
Reegs: You don't really see a lot of it's not
Sidey: even totally acceptable murdering of Jared Leto You don't even see him whack his head off Let you know
Reegs: At the tone is is set So it's not actually very scary It's more sort of black black comedy Yeah
Sidey: I was braced for way more gratuitous violence and murdering and
Reegs: the book is the prey Well not depraved but it's I mean it's so fierce The violence is
Sidey: I haven't read the book but I was expecting more and it wasn't I won't say I was disappointed that there wasn't a it was just what I thought going into it
Reegs: Well read the book because it will just come up with stuff and you'll just be like that is absolutely I'm worse But having understood that thing
Howie: I was really worried because when I watched up until about halfway through American psycho I really identified with them So I really like where he lives So I like the fact that he looks after himself you know it does a lot of fitness He's got no fucking attachments he's just he's just kind of you know he's got a lot of cash I can't see any downside to this And then he starts like
Sidey: I liked his work ethic It worked I just
Howie: Yeah Yeah Nothing book restaurants
Sidey: murders in his notepad
Howie: This is don't listen to that section Josephine
Dan: Desperately seeking Susan did you share that one out of
Howie: With Medina within we do I now Andrew is it Rosanna Arquette Is it
Sidey: I've never seen it And I've got
Reegs: no I've never
Dan: well I had to watch it at
Howie: Yeah I think I think we did to wonder why that was
Dan: part of the curriculum I think is as far as this was a lesson anyway they were they were choosing to to promote it through
Reegs: what was it about
Howie: She's obsessed with Madonna and she
Sidey: It's an APOE isn't it In classifieds
Dan: she comes in it's just like an adventure story thing I mean Madonna out of it was having good reviews and it was almost like she was going to do the crossover but
Howie: She was it was about the time she had the album Who's that girl Not that I really like link these two together
Sidey: eighties Madonna for the
Dan: at the time though this
Reegs: Hmm She desperately wanted to be an actress Didn't she And she just never made
Sidey: She's done a fair
Dan: did this film
Howie: Breathless breathless Mahoney
Reegs: Wait what was
Dan: Body of evidence was William
Reegs: No but that's awful
Howie: the candle candle wax all over his knob
Dan: never I never
Howie: That hurts That does
Dan: but Also the matrix are you gonna you're gonna talk about that
Sidey: well no no no you have you
Dan: Well w so I didn't know that this was I must've
Sidey: to not to say because they're always they have always been women It's just that they haven't
Reegs: been able to identify or
Sidey: They've always identified as women They have
Howie: So when they were when they were directing it they were identifying
Sidey: They've always been there throughout their entire life They've been women as in that's how they identify themselves
Reegs: yes
Howie: but they had male names through the matrix when it was filmed but only recently
Sidey: In the matrix when they were in the matrix
Howie: They're in the matrix now They escape from the matrix That makes sense That
Sidey: So no it's absolutely right to say that when they dreaded this
Reegs: it's a good shout I wish I'd thought of that
Dan: Were there it's a fucking brilliant movie I mean it's it's a Yeah A generation defining
Reegs: I still think about that movie all the time It's terrible isn't it But it's like this gold standard for me for so many different
Dan: five films I mean it
Howie: Everyone always says glitch in the matrix Whenever you have those Yahoo don't
Dan: it it's kind of taken its
Sidey: of action films are essentially kind of the same but this was groundbreaking the different it fucking blew you away when you saw it the first time what they had achieved with essentially just a load of cameras trying
Howie: Yeah three 360 degree has GoPros
Sidey: underplaying the technological achievements that they did based fucking brilliant
Howie: Is it based on a book or is it a straight screenplay to film
Sidey: Think they wrote it
Reegs: They did I mean it borrows a lot of elements from like William Gibson novels
Sidey: Didn't they have to do did you say they had to do bound
Reegs: the matrix in it They had to do bounds yeah
Sidey: and then we're green lit to do this So they have this story first I think but yeah it's amazing
Dan: Yeah
Sidey: Not so fond of the sequels personally I know rigs
Reegs: I still really like to and
Sidey: three three also exists
Reegs: I've come to pick my piece with the ending of the trilogy and it probably is
Sidey: but they're bringing it back
Reegs: Yeah I I've got to say I'm excited It will probably be shit but I am excited for it
Sidey: Yeah
Dan: When the when did I bring it back I had not heard
Reegs: They're filming it now I think or they've just had the wrap party
Dan: one person in it
Howie: everyone's two feet apart
Reegs: I'm the only one who's not in It is Morpheus Well Larry Fishman is not back in the movie but all the others are
Dan: interesting Okay
Sidey: This is a franchise which I and this may shock a big fan And the second installment of the three is directed by Elizabeth Banks It's pitch Perfect Which I really like this
Dan: really What are they about Are they
Sidey: They are a group of acapella singers from college
Dan: From the street
Sidey: I know that's underplaying How brilliant is But it really is incredible
Reegs: Well what kind of movie is it funny or
Sidey: it's funny It's not I quite like the singing it's got a little bit too many fat Amy jokes which really aren't that funny And the start of it is entirely about seeing her vagina But the rest of it is it really is really a trust What
Howie: is that what it says in the poster
Reegs: can you see you said for vagina
Sidey: no it's all it's all off screen but it's
Howie: it's that big It's that big it's off screen
Sidey: is she's the fact that we suspended in the air while they're doing this performance and it all goes to right the films are really enjoyed them my daughter really enjoyed watching them with me So it was good
Reegs: And they age appropriate or no not not
Sidey: the first one the first one Anna Kendrick says suck my deck And my daughter said what's a deck
Dan: I don't want this conversation
Sidey: Yeah I said just ignore that bit You know I know there's the occasional swear word but it's not it's not that bad but she really enjoyed it The singing is really good The story's good And also Elizabeth Banks is really hot
Howie: She's the Lego
Reegs: feel completely sold on it I've got to say do you like things like you like your revision don't need you like strictly
Sidey: Yeah Huge fan huge fan of st Bill Bailey Australia season It's amazing It's actually genuinely amazing
Reegs: Okay
Dan: nice It will escape me or this I'm afraid
Reegs: I'm just
Sidey: plenty of time to catch up You can go
Dan: Yeah no I I yeah maybe
Sidey: but just yeah leave it as it Maybe don't say no Right anyway
Reegs: I've got Marielle Heller where you talked about can you ever forgive me Did you talk about pop star never stopped never stopping which is an Andy Samberg sort of spinal tap type riff on a pop culture thing It's I had pretty low aspirations for this but it is pretty funny And it's got a string of cameos I think if you know Andy Sandberg is quite a likable guy I think he's got a pretty distinct comedy
Sidey: yet Palm Springs
Reegs: I want to
Howie: I haven't seen it out there
Reegs: No I haven't
Sidey: But yeah he likes to say he's very likable
Reegs: Yeah And this is a good movie I mean it's it's you know it's not amazing but it's it's quick witted It's well written as cameos from people like Michael Bolton and Mariah Carey and it being actually quite funny it's surprisingly sweet as well He's got that good tone balance that you get sometimes So yeah it's worth watching
Dan: Did you know that Jennifer Lee wrote and directed frozen
Sidey: Yeah
Reegs: I did know that when I started looking
Sidey: she was part of a it was part of it
Dan: yeah Yeah She she wrote and co-directed it but you know
Reegs: to pit pretty big
Dan: how big is that that that frozen one frozen too You're talking
Reegs: billions
Dan: Yeah big you're
Howie: Yeah The merchandise alone as well
Reegs: Well not even just that just the ticket sales were just
Howie: I don't think they I don't think them as a statement You can't prove but there can't have been a child that hasn't seen He thinks
Sidey: than more than a million times
Howie: I mean it was a phase where my daughter had just every fucking kid's party every fucking child would have the dress on and be twirling around and he'd be like yeah yeah
Dan: was more
Howie: Oh God
Reegs: I'm not completely out of that feet in
Dan: if
Howie: aren't personally
Dan: I think the good thing with this it wasn't really to do with men You know that it was a sisterhood thing going on
Sidey: the heroics they're not they're not relying on a man to save them It's it's good It's refreshing to see that
Dan: And so that that was obviously huge just thinking of a female directors that probably deserve a shout Angelina Jolie she's made a couple of movies Now One of them was unbroken
Reegs: I still haven't seen that There's there The tree story is so
Dan: it's it's such an impressive story This is an Olympic medalist who gets he got shot down over Japan I think ended up in a towel pow camp
Reegs: Well hang on before all that he was on the water for about way somewhere between like two weeks and
Dan: he had a rough time
Reegs: of time And they were fucking sharks and shit just like he was fighting off sharks and then having to kill for I mean it's just this crazy crazy story then the prisoner of war camp like you say
Dan: and and it was reasonably successful at that as well for her I didn't actually love it but it was you know it was a really Big film to buy often Angelina Jolie obviously known for the other side of the screen so to to bite off something as big as this it's still got Oscar nods and everything You know what I mean It wasn't a flop I think commercially it was it was brilliant the only other One of of note that I guess that I've got is is Claire Denis in she's done a few different films Shockla being
Sidey: Oh okay I'm seeing that one Wayne's world
Dan: potty time
Sidey: Yeah Directed by Penelope Ferris which I didn't have a clue that had been directed by women but That was at one stage in my life my absolute favorite movie and I still enjoy it but it's been overtaken And then we I think someone mentioned her name but we didn't really talk about it was Patty Jenkins because she directed two films that have incredibly beautiful women in Leeds wonder woman and Charlie's stone and her best looking role in
Reegs: monster Yeah that's a really good
Sidey: It's really good Yeah
Reegs: movie
Sidey: I'm
Howie: Wonder woman is amazing
Sidey: wondering was really good And
Howie: is the latest w 84 coming out and TV
Sidey: It's getting a simultaneous simultaneous streaming and
Howie: Well I know what that means for us You for UK
I wonder what it means in the UK though though how that gets released to Ski-Doo through sky store rental or Amazon
Sidey: or something I don't know But I'm sorry to reduce it down to just women are good looking but gal Gadot just fucking blows me away Every time I see her on the screen
Reegs: she is really
Sidey: beautiful
Reegs: you're right to get out of the way but there are also other things to really really love about wonder woman the fact that it's like you know when you've got daughters and that there's a superhero movie out there for them that is uniquely about a woman's experience not framed through anything to do with a man where Steve character No because she she even says She says Oh I can't let you do this And he says I can't let you do this or whatever And she says but it's not up to
Sidey: he comes back obviously in 84 but only to bring about her down for
Reegs: it's about her need her perspective She comes from an all female society like you know
Sidey: We also have on a similar vein captain Marvel which was directed
Howie: Oh that
Sidey: as the D another like frozen it was a double act but we don't have to mention the man Cause he was obviously a man and Bowden
Howie: love captain Marvel Absolutely loved captain Marvel
Reegs: Yeah
Sidey: I spit on the fence I love some of it Didn't wasn't a huge fan of other bits of it
Reegs: I found the D aging stuff really distracting for 'em
Sidey: I really liked some of the detail
Howie: The blockbuster
Sidey: Yeah Dial-up
Howie: music Yeah the music I just I you know I really really really enjoyed that And my my daughter I think got I thought wonder woman was more emotional especially with the war war going on and her leading to the front But my daughter I think because of the sheer scale of it loved captain Marvel And the pace of it the speed of it the instantaneousness
Dan: Can you ever forgive me
Howie: Sidey Can't
Dan: that was Mario hella and of course we reviewed that last pod out and it was her her second film and Melissa McCarthy richly grant story about loneliness as much as anything else and and possibly unrecognized talents more about that in our last pod
Reegs: just a couple to rattle through quickly Jane Campion did the piano which I saw a long time ago the we had Ava DuVernay when they see us which is really good at Selma which I haven't seen There's a couple of Kathryn Bigelow movies that I really really liked that I didn't talk about which is first it was blue steel which is a Jamie Lee Curtis plays a rookie cop who drops a gun
it's actually really tense sort of police thriller It's got Ron silver playing the ultimate asshole in it And
Dan: it was a big big box office thing at the time I remember I'm pretty sure
Reegs: it's a terrific movie I don't know if you've seen it Have you
Dan: no I remember it from long time ago I think I was too young when it came out
Reegs: It's good It's well worth watching it You know if you see it on the late
blue saw great strange days which obviously has your mate Ralph fines I just assume you hate him Alright Okay it's set in a futuristic year of 1999 where people are able to sort of
Dan: is it floating cars and
Howie: Prince is singing
Reegs: the also triple frontier which is a really good Action movie with Oscar Isaac not a Hemsworth but Sal Hunnam Charlie Hunnam Garrett Hedlund Garrett Garrett Coleman Cara Headland and Pedro Pascal It's like a
Howie: Made up names clubs This is all
Sidey: the Mandalorian Yes
Reegs: like a heist that went wrong And these military guys and yeah it's pretty it's pretty serviceable It's quite good Netflix And I kind of wanted to say because she was such an inspiration for it but she doesn't get a direction credit but Greta Gerwig the marriage story because she was married to Noah Baumbach or whatever his name is bomb Birch terrific movie I don't know if you've seen it Yeah no it's brilliant
Dan: Adam driver in
Reegs: Adam driver he's
Sidey: Like I really liked the cast but it just sounds a bit like Kramer vs Kramer I just can't watch that kind of misery again
Dan: I I looked at it and I thought do I want to look at two hours Somebody's
Sidey: being upset
Dan: upset And I dunno wherever it takes
Reegs: it's amazing
Dan: sure But would it take me to a place I want to go to
Reegs: I really enjoyed it There is an element of like eight probably finishes on the most optimistic but realistic ending that a movie like
Dan: that maybe
Sidey: was that a sword fight Okay
Reegs: no there's some bits of it that you'll just be like Wiping away a tear obviously the Scarlet your Hanson is I mean Adam a driver is amazing
Sidey: also got short hair in it and I'm not into that
Reegs: she's got this like
Dan: holiday
Reegs: of the movie where she's monologuing It's amazing Absolutely amazing guys Watch it watch it Okay
Sidey: well maybe maybe I'll watch that if you watch pitch pitch Perfect too
Reegs: Well I'm okay
Sidey: It's a deal
Reegs: Okay All right Catherine Hardwicke did Lords of Dogtown As well the skateboarding movie
Dan: Oh really Okay Yeah I like that
Reegs: Yeah And the other the only other one that I was thinking about was the summer of 1998 will always be remembered as the comic versus the asteroid movie this was deep impact Tia Leoni think she was married to David
Sidey: she was
Reegs: I want to say
Sidey: Yeah
Reegs: some pretty
Sidey: cheated on her do you remember the name of the asteroid I've asked you this before
Reegs: I think it was called Stewart
Howie: it's named after the boy Biederman
Reegs: Biederman I mean it was just better than Armageddon so
Sidey: Yeah That's it's a low bar
Yeah Right Can we can we whittle it down to four so that I can nominate lost in translation
Reegs: what you were nominating Sidey
Sidey: translation
Howie: I'll go point break
Dan: Sleepless in Seattle for me
Reegs: I'm going to go You will never really here because you would never really dare here They're
Howie: Can you ever can you can you ever forgive her then
Sidey: Okay so that gives the top four or you were never really their point break sleeps in Seattle and lost in translation What a list
Riggs You nominated sex doll content this week What we got
Reegs: we have 2007 I didn't realize it was as early as that
Sidey: Age of
Howie: Oh well I know I go on Hang on hang on hang on six There we go One of us was procreating too early
Reegs: So Justin sneaks in but I never saw it last in the real
Howie: Talking about is the actual act of having sex sneak I didn't see it
Reegs: didn't know what had happened
Sidey: Yeah Laws and the real girl AKA the greatest film ever made
Howie: I went full immersed into this SpaceX though I I've started to live my life as as it said in the film
Sidey: Do you think jumping ahead that the community would embrace your sex lifestyle in the same way in the same way they did in the film
Howie: let's just let's just equate it to say some one or one of the little parishes in Jersey let's go some Helia Cause there is somebody incident Helia Who who has a sex sexy doll
Reegs: before this came out Yeah
Howie: He used to hang around or was it the cock and bottle
Reegs: the dog and sausage I think it was the Cockle and pears yeah no the dog and
Sidey: he so yeah he had an original his original sex doll but he traded that in for another one and they asked him not to come back to the pub with that one because it was basically like underage Partner which is
Dan: an underage sex doll
Sidey: yeah
Howie: Well what happens to the other one
Sidey: it was second hand Panty was second hand
Dan: Susan Anything to do with the film by the way just in case
Howie: so secondhand what's the guarantee or we've deciled the inside
Sidey: I don't know Maybe there's a specific market for that sort of thing And my favorite
Reegs: You can probably have all of the main bits replaced I would
Howie: Well I was thinking and also is it like an old mattress that gets like lumps in it Like so so like where that previous owner has been is like perfectly shaped So you know you could end up with a wizard sleeve
Sidey: But getting back onto the film itself
Howie: no no Let's continue with this I want to know what website I was looking
Sidey: this is a real website from the film It was a it was a real
Howie: Oh my God
Reegs: just a little bit of plot before we
Howie: Override
Reegs: so last Lindstrom Ryan Gosling lives in the garage of a home owned by his brother and sister-in-law in an unnamed small town in the upper Midwest Now he owns the garage and
Howie: they're in the house Cause the parents the dad died The dad the dad died and
Dan: just moved out As soon as he came back he went live in the garage
Reegs: so his sister in law played by Emily
Howie: she's really good
Reegs: she tries to draw him into the family and community life but lard sort of constantly rebuffed her He's painfully painfully shy
Howie: So is he S is it Asperger's or autism What is it
Reegs: I I think he's diva he's developmentally stunted because of his
Sidey: Was it has it mother died during
Howie: yes That's what we find out
Reegs: Yeah
Sidey: And then his father hadn't
Howie: Well his father was incredibly sad
Sidey: Yeah He hadn't been out to raise them and a kind of it had been difficult Shall we say
Reegs: laws holds a kind of nondescript job We don't really find out what he does He sits in
Dan: Yeah I'm surprised he had a job at all It was some kind of office
Sidey: There's some sort of clerical admin work Yeah
Howie: coming from it Rigs We should really see this guy as being someone who's ideally suited
Reegs: Absolutely
Dan: we'll talk about it but just the colleagues in and around him in his office
Howie: I did query whether or not that office was full of people that had not But I was told sweats
Sidey: Yeah I think it was it was it was a fairly small I was going to say shallow Jean Bob That was probably unkind
Reegs: small and remote I think is probably fair to say
Sidey: we never actually know where they are I was sort of Minneapolis
Howie: Springfield
Reegs: It's got they've got that what do they call it Minnesota Minnesota Nice Okay then
Sidey: yeah
Reegs: he's completely unable or unwilling It's not completely clear at the beginning to relate to his coworkers particularly women One of whom is sort of very obviously interested in forming a friendship with him His cubicle mate who I never caught the name of but collected action figures
Dan: Yeah I know who you mean It was quite a it's quite a good character but I don't remember his
Reegs: kept thinking it was Mackenzie crook from the office Every time he was on
Sidey: He did have that vibe Didn't he
Reegs: he shows Lars a website that offers custom made ultra lifelike sex dolls real dolls.com this is a real thing as we said you can buy I think these things are about 6,000 like
Dan: you can make your own I
Howie: My
Dan: I had a clock instead of the stomach it was a waste of time
Howie: Fuck
Reegs: Very good Very good Yeah So this is a real thing that people can buy There's probably really interesting articles to read about the kinds of people who do buy these things but it's pretty clear from the off that its intended function is not laws His intention in procuring this doll
Sidey: has any sexual relationship with
Reegs: No And there's no reason to believe that anything like that happened off screen either
Dan: huh This is this is guys and dolls This is you know this is something that was kind of a a very innocent
Howie: relevant yeah Takes an incredibly sexual product for immediate gratification into a sensible relationship
Sidey: does say that it's his girlfriend and everything like that but it's more pure companionship
Reegs: that
Sidey: There's no sexual
Dan: to to to lead into this you have about sort of 10 or 15 minutes before he goes onto his font And you you find out that law's is is a very different person and he's got a lot of Things going on and innocence is there And his brother and his his sister-in-law who I think is fantastic in this They really want him to take a little more independence in his life and and and you know maybe get a girlfriend or something So when he turns up on the doorstep and says I'm going to bring someone over it's just a
Howie: she doesn't speak much English she's in a wheelchair
Sidey: she's Brazilian Danish and she's in a wheelchair but her wheelchair has been
Dan: she a sewing and cut to the next
Sidey: But that seems just bare face fucking
Reegs: it's really very funny
Dan: watching two people on the couch not knowing what they're looking at and when it does finally break to this boy
Sidey: at this point she's in her proper sex clothes So she's got kind of if you imagine like as what a stripper I imagined my where
Reegs: Yeah So like fishnet
Sidey: it's that kind of clothing With that sort of look on her face
Dan: And the thing is about the character laws He's such a lovely man
Sidey: innocent and
Dan: and so innocent and
Reegs: and he's
Dan: and so fragile you know that
Howie: it's a bit like a mr Bean character There's not a bad although bean is a fucking
Sidey: that kind of thing I just thought he was he was just almost childlike naivety and innocence to him Because he had no real world experience particularly
Reegs: He was so obviously broken and sad
Sidey: but the way he would speak for her so that you get the first attraction at the dinner table where she both in and out and
Dan: it was this it was this scene though still where they didn't confront him with it and just Burst out you know this is
Reegs: well I think that's one of the most surprising things is that there's never a scene in the entire movie where anybody confronts him in a in a
Dan: In an aggressive or
Sidey: Yeah There's obviously some shocked reactions and there's there's one bit where right right At the outset where he takes out to
Howie: Yeah And the kids are being held back
Sidey: are trying to rush off and the parents is grabbing them said no way got over there
Dan: But Bianca as we
Sidey: didn't get who played her there was no
Reegs: there was no credit
Dan: no credit for
Reegs: it was either nine or 15 different heads yeah Which they use throughout the movie to sort of she sort of gets less slutty And then at the end she goes a bit green because of
Howie: Yeah But but that look I there was something that my wife and I picked up on and it was to do with the way that the camera angles were set She started off being quite obviously blow job lips blow up doll And then yeah but it wasn't just that it was from certain angles You could say if you were just sort of glancing at the telly that's real
Sidey: Yeah There was one in the
Howie: Yes Yeah
Sidey: like that looks
Howie: Cause that's what I thought might happen I've thought it might be like some where's Anderson kooky fucking thing where she comes alive Yeah Yeah That's it like mannequin or something fucking alive What the fuck I thought there was going to be that twist or
Sidey: when I knew nothing about the film other than the title and seeing the picture I thought this was going to go I suppose this is my head You hear sex doll or you see you set it up I thought it was going to be more sleazy Porkies played for
Reegs: Yeah Like Farrelly brothers
Sidey: not like that
Reegs: No it's not anything
Sidey: It's I still thought it was really funny but not
Howie: It's sweet Sweet
Reegs: don't really think it's a comedy
Sidey: not a comedy but there was just some
Reegs: were some really funny moments
Sidey: And I still think last was was quite funny all the way through you know
Howie: The Dole provides a gate What you get immediately is loss goes from as you said rigs very vulnerable nervous wanting to avoid contact which you find out a bit more about later on but the Dole provides him with a gateway to entering the real world And that's what makes and following the advice from the doctor what makes people fall in line and embrace it because for the good of him Yeah they enable him
Reegs: they take her him to the doctor and the doctor is amazing in this media
Sidey: Does anyone else have the hotspot
Reegs: little bit She was spilled over
Dan: been in a few
Sidey: Patricia
Reegs: Dagmar was her
Sidey: Yeah Darwin was the character which I thought was Patricia Clarkson's actress
Reegs: She suggests to this sort of shocked brother Gus
Howie: who's emotionally stunted massively
Reegs: issues as well And Emily
Sidey: Well he had his own sort of character arc I thought because he started off
Reegs: really liked
Sidey: abrupt
Howie: What's wrong with him What's wrong with
Sidey: like that though Small town community This is just sort of Just dump it on your doorstep All of a sudden you'd be a bit taken aback Like Oh my God like everybody knows us It's going to be but he does And he don't not till a bit later on he does start to acknowledge it's my fault I left I should have stayed I you know the first chance I got to leave I went and I you know I should have been there for him a bit more so he he does have a bit of a journey at first I was like he's a prick And I warmed to him as a as the movie went on
Dan: comes back Doesn't it He says you know I yeah I left next time I came back out of wife and he moved into the garage you know without anything And this is half his house but that's that's laws isn't it Laws is just no problem You know he's he's perfect for that Everybody in the community he's got time for you tries to help me He's tries to be a nice Person And now he's just got this one weird thing that their community kind of looks on him I mean sound realistic I think that you're you know a community would all look on him as as warmly as they did but I like to think that maybe there is
Sidey: I was going to say that because it was such a small community the word where got out that
Dan: Laws has got
Sidey: you need to support him and help him through
Reegs: Well it helps because the town's doctor says that we should they should diagnose as a as a diagnosis as a delusion and says that we yes And his immediate family the people caring for him should interact with it as if it's A real thing That's happening to go along with the delusion like your about society then when it gets because it's a small community I think they created the only circumstances in which you'd be willing to suspend your disbelief that a whole community could go along with this delusion And and it works because the film is so fucking amazing
Dan: Well laws has got a real problem with Intimacy and touch dr Dagmar kind of finds this out by doing this really simple experiment where she'll just put one finger on him And there's
Sidey: tell it's that's even like too much but he's trying to He's trying to
Howie: I can say the pain I can take the pain
Sidey: And he could tell it's not okay
Dan: Hold it
Sidey: puts her hand on it and it just fucking freaks
Howie: Did you jump I definitely jumped when he fucking jumped off
Sidey: it's a bit of a bang bang something and it's like no it's burning
Dan: Helps I think the the viewer is Welwyn and obviously they're adopted discover this that this is kind of how sensitive he is to to touch because one the tip of one finger was okay but like you say was he could feel it you know two fingers and three fingers just place her hand on his arm come more more And then the hand on the neck as you say he jumped up
Sidey: was kind of what what it also I thought I can't remember if it was explicitly stated or if it was just hinted at was that the whole thing had kicked off because the sister-in-law was pregnant And he was obviously he knew that his mother died
Reegs: in
Sidey: childbirth And so that was what really got his anxiety up to this level where he needed to create this fantasy this delusion as a coping mechanism
Reegs: and the sort of unnamed I didn't take it as abusive but the relationship he had with his father I think it was just too broken at that gate gives laws A lot of his
Sidey: Yeah
Dan: Dagmar says at one point it's such a comfort to have somebody's arms around you Isn't it And he's like no he's like I feel as good No it doesn't feel good It hurts You know that that was the actually he said it to burning didn't he he's like he's like when you go out and your feet get really cold and then you come back in they throw out that's what it feels like That's exactly what it feels like And she was really kind of taken by this as well And so Bianca becomes what I really love about Bianca is is the F the community stopped taking her out You know they start going Oh she gets it The school board
Sidey: to the point where he massively kicks off when she goes out without yeah
Reegs: They have a little
Dan: she's lead into school kids Isn't she she's always dressed They've dressed her up they've done a hair you know and it brings other people
Howie: she become a model for a shop window as well Yeah
Dan: the job Yeah Yeah
Reegs: And then on the school board
Dan: The school board meeting
Sidey: of the ladies comes to pick her up and he's having a row you know and she gives him a telling off set you day You speak to her like that you know like it's some real thing It was so good I really really loved it
Howie: The hairdresser was discussing a new fringe and she goes cause she's not going to grow back again yeah It was like okay Yeah
Reegs: So yeah I mean what is truly remarkable You get a lot of scenes of the whole town essentially responding to the delusion in a particularly Positive way engaging with it Even those that there are momentary doubts raised but you know the the church actually in an interesting role that you don't often see portrayed in in movies have a very positive influence basically of a Christian Church on a community because the VICA says yeah no we're going to go for this And there's quite few scenes shot in
Dan: I th I thought as well I mean culminate in obviously towards white at the end where Bianca is deaf and they actually have a a
Howie: full-on funeral
Dan: it as well but it's yeah the the whole film I think showed so some real warmth of How to get behind you know what I mean You're dealing with mental health issues here and there It was it was a real gentle approach for the whole town to get this man gently on his way in progress
Sidey: well at the at the initial appointment with Dagmar that Gus and what was the Karen It was Gus and was in it Gus And Karen I think it's guys who actually says well how long is this going to go on for And the doctor says well as long as he needs it too you know there'll be that you know you say you realize that will come a point where possibly he won't need this delusion anymore And you can there are points in the film where you can see that in his mind he's starting to just Rationalize a little bit And it's the interaction with the lady I can't remember her name which felt pretty bad about the one from work Who is it Margo Who's definitely interested in him And there's a couple of times when she's dating someone else that you could tell he looks he's a bit jealous and he comes to her aid when she's having
Reegs: I even got the feeling that she only dated that other guy just to get him to
Sidey: at this point You're wondering is what you know how's it going to play out And then I guess it comes to a head and one morning they wake up in the house with laws screaming wake up you know and something's wrong with Bianca
Dan: What would you have gone for Margo or Bianca given the choice
Sidey: Yeah
Dan: chose over Bianca
Reegs: Bianca had issues
Dan: Yeah the anchor has a certain amount going further Didn't she I mean she was a good looking girl
Sidey: She was Yeah
Dan: but Mo Margot seemed to have her own issues as well I mean she had at one point a Teddy bear that had a noose tied around it and laws had to give it
Reegs: Oh it was brilliant That scene Did he improviser Yeah I wondered if he did because her reaction was so genuine She sighed laughing It was brilliant
Dan: starts he's just starts massaging and giving kind
Reegs: And although we say we improvise he improvised our bet He bled he didn't because he's so massively method Ryan Gosling And he went really method for this He went totally turned up like overweight with that shit mustache and all the twitches and
Sidey: looked at me when he said shit mustache
Reegs: dude that weird blinking thing he does every now and then you know that like that one where you sort
Howie: he We need to give credit for his performance because
Reegs: he's
Howie: it was amazing There's little bits that he did that made me just go wow There's you're totally in this There's a bit in the church too at the start where the little boy I think has got action figures and he knocks it goes they're not quite straight And he goes to put them straight but it slips and falls on the floor and the despair of I doing it's like he'd done something really naughty and the despair of not aligning these figures correctly on the thing
Reegs: And then possibly the social
Howie: Yeah And the awkwardness and everything And and he managed to capture that all the way through Just like you said the little ticks the little blinks the the the way he showed his frustration was amazing
Reegs: He slept every night for the first it was a 31 day shoot And for the first seven days he slept every night in that garage Yeah And that was on it
Howie: Did the I read that the Dole Bianca was had her own changing
Reegs: Yeah They treated it as a as if she was an actual character On set
Dan: Interesting Yeah
Reegs: the idea
Dan: Yeah And I think that probably does help everybody buy into it
Reegs: The Bianca becomes this tool to help him to help Lars communicate and practice his relationships with
Dan: that's yeah And I think that's kind of explained to the people in the community you can kind of understand it And even some of them you know maybe using her like that herself you know she she goes out to make friends people do end up talking and chatting in and around her and you know even talking to Bianca like you know
Howie: she's a catalyst for the whole community
Sidey: to say I think actually how not just laws but the whole community came together and it showed how you know when you get a small community like that everyone can come together and and it makes a difference
Dan: but importantly it brings laws into the community as well So otherwise he's isolated completely He's not going to have the if they Laugh at him or Tayga that he's gone you know he he's he's not going out but the fact that they don't he's going out he's doing stuff he's getting involved He's it goes into church and
Howie: He goes well he goes bowling at the end without her
Dan: that scene I was thinking Oh Oh this could get bad This you know they're the guys they're turned down
Reegs: started
Sidey: because they were a bit bro dudes when they there have been high five last night
Reegs: thought this was really interesting scene actually
Dan: get a line and then they spot
Howie: Hey there's laws there's laws
Dan: and go in and join him And he's with this girl who's not be on with with Margo
Howie: and these lads respect the distance that he needs They're all high five but they don't make a big deal over the fact that he doesn't want to high-five or be congratulated They just give it the fist pump Yeah it's nice
Dan: Yeah
Reegs: Totally unlike anything that you really ever see in movies because like you were saying those guys when they came in or whether it was dancing I can't remember but they they seemed a bit aggressive
Sidey: because the guy said we're full the guy said we're full and they just don't budge Then I thought I was going to be trouble
Reegs: You get your expectations Totally subverted it's a really lovely moment
Dan: Do you ever see those old films It's almost a Frank Capra things Just where it was Goodwill when everybody was really nice And and and this was what this film was It didn't tell me that from the beginning you had to kind of watch it cause right up at this wasn't a scene at the beginning that we were talking about that with the bowling that's towards the end and it's still I was still waiting for somebody to come and shit on laws to be honest
Howie: Yeah Where's your doll You fucking weirdo all
Reegs: was
Dan: and And that never happened And I just thought that was such a a nice you know way to look at it And
Reegs: So different structurally from a lot of like because it's it's got all the makings of like laws being the leading man of the story but he's he's not he's not like that He's he is the leading man in the story but any sort of got some of the trappings of the typical Hollywood leading man because this is a young good-looking actor playing him and he's got those Qualities where he's kind of like shy and or you know his journey he's could have had a really big character arc sort of thing And there is a huge character but it's not in a typical Hollywood way That's basically what
Sidey: The bowling saying that at the end of that evening out he says look I'm really sorry I'm not trying to lead you on I could never cheat on Bianca but just by saying that you can tell you you realize he's having these thoughts about Oh there is someone else I have got a connection with someone so he's starting to move on and it's then that Bianca starts to become one Well
Reegs: Isn't it After that hang on Disney Have a handshake
Howie: He puts his hand up and
Sidey: The very end Yeah Then the camera's right in on the hands It's very obviously symbolic moment
Reegs: a huge moment
Sidey: And then yeah tell me have the same thing Call an ambulance for Bianca
Reegs: that's what Emily mortem
Sidey: I was thinking even the emergency services that along with them
Dan: say Oh I'm still thinking
Howie: gets a private room
Dan: I still thinking there's going to be some anger here from somebody or you know that the ambient
Sidey: And it was like almost like ER you know they go into the hospital and they're like no you can't come in You know we got through to them The main you know operating
Howie: method or Bianca
Reegs: It was brilliant
Dan: And this obviously set up by Doug Meyer who prepped the team and said this guy can come back to you know society And in back in the real world we just need to work with him through this kind of
Reegs: Well it's fairly obvious what's going on here Exactly Like you were about to say he's chosen this this is his way of ending the relationship with Bianca so he can start So it's it's it's not ever a surprise what's going on
Dan: Isn't it funny the the sister-in-law it's gotta be something you can do there They all kind of want Bianca to to pull food You know they don't see any reasons
Reegs: sadly Bianca does not
Sidey: no they have this
Reegs: They go to the Lake Don't they Yeah it's a pivotal scene
Sidey: Gus and Karen go for a hike Yeah I don't know if they were trying to bring on the baby but they go for a hike and then they're just coming back to where they've left laws and Bianca and Karen spots them And You know I think cause he goes like goodbye kiss doesn't it you know it's it's the end but he's walked her out into the water There's some sort of it's an what it was Yeah
Dan: Yeah Baptism of death
Reegs: I wondered if that was from Don Quixote Cause there's a
Sidey: Yeah Yeah There's a few He reads to her from Don cage Isn't
Reegs: does
Sidey: is all about delusions Yeah And so Bianca has merged with the infinite
Reegs: Yes And they have a funeral I barely liked his jumper I don't know whether anybody else knows this jumper He was wearing
Dan: kind of stripey
Reegs: was like Charlie Brown's
Sidey: because he doesn't want everyone anyone wearing black to to the funeral So he yeah like you say he has this he has a suit on but he has the jumper
Dan: I th I got the feeling that the the priest was pretty happy that he couldn't you know that there was color It was he could tone it down from a real funeral after all but he's game And they've got a full service
Reegs: to say that for full service don't they barrier as well that the thing like
Sidey: but the the combination that is he's having a chat with Margo and I think they say Oh we need to get back to does it She say she says we need to get back to the to the way or to the guests some of that And Laura says well ma Should we go for a walk and you're like yes Okay
Dan: A lot to enjoy about this film A lot to enjoy I thought that the acting was really great A really well well cost I thought there everybody felt like they should be there didn't seem to be anybody sticking out he was fantastic I like him in lots of things I've seen him in wine Goslin and I think he just kind of shows his his range again He's got And it will look in his eye and it all sort of smile on his lips A lot of the time they just you root in for him you know in in lots of different characters that you plays and particularly law's who's just such a a lovely sweet innocent person that deserved the kind of love of the committee he found
Reegs: So he was nominated for a golden globe for best actor in a motion picture comedy What are we was this don't really think
Howie: I love to learn
Sidey: I did find it quite
Howie: I find it really funny
Dan: it was a dark it was a dark humor It
Sidey: overly comedic I don't know what else to describe it as All right A film that I really liked
Reegs: and it was beautiful It's a really lovely lovely
Sidey: Ryan goes yeah he's right up there with just one of my favorites He's just He can do it all You know he's done their switches the sweet kind of charming role He can do the jazz efficient auto musical thing and lot of antique do them violent fucking maniac
Howie: do blade runner Saifai blade runner
Sidey: blade runner starfish You just so much range So talented
Dan: Nice guys like that Action comedy
Sidey: Yes I go by that one as well Yeah Fantastic budget for this one was $12 million winner or loser the box office
Dan: I would that this is all pre COVID This is a winner I reckon it was
Reegs: I happen to see this so I know that it was a loser which really surprised me
Sidey: Really disappointing that it only made 11 mil
Dan: Wow That surprises me Cause it's
Sidey: I suppose It
Dan: it's a film that
Sidey: 13 years ago So Brian Bazin not the biggest stars he is now but still It was a critical you
Dan: Was that at the time or is that made up until today What it's
Sidey: as that when I looked it up
Dan: Why Okay
Sidey: which is a shame but it doesn't stop It being fucking tremendous which it was
Reegs: there was so many touching Moments in this movie and when you've got that amazing performance And then you've got all these depictions of loneliness and community and then the the fraternal bond between him and his brother He's talking about how do I know when I'm a
Sidey: Yeah
Reegs: you know just really like Oh my God when you're biting back that you know in some of that some of the things that have obviously affected both of the brothers are coming up it's affected last but it's also effected Gus in his own way And he started to deal with that and how you know the trauma
yeah Brilliant performance from ghost Gauze link
Howie: goals
Dan: what'd you call it an operation on a sex doll plastic surgery
Reegs: I really enjoyed the community thing as well Just what it could look like to help somebody through something like this It really spoke to me It was very touching
Howie: So I was going gonna say we needed was a sexto so relieve someone of a psychosis
Reegs: No actually I actually looked this up on the American psychiatric association website that actually playing along with the delusion is not actually a particularly You know it's not something they encourage
Dan: very rare cases
Reegs: what it can do is it cause people to actually regress further into them and get sort of more alienated from the rest of the world But I think if you see this and I think it's really clear that it's not really a dilute the extent to which Gosling thinks this is last things This is real it's not a hundred percent you're not a hundred percent sure Are you
Sidey: I mean he
Reegs: it's a coping mechanism that is
Sidey: choice to go on the website and order the doors I guess someone with a delusion could still do that I don't know didn't have that
Dan: He did it pretty fast after hearing
Sidey: so he knows that he has bought this thing So but I don't know how the mind works in that in that way but you can see throughout the film The more he's connecting back to
Reegs: to the real world that's
Sidey: that's why the performance is so brilliant
Reegs: It reminds me a little bit And I said this to my wife It's you know they sometimes have I can't remember is it like pet therapy where they bring in like a dog or a cat or something to to help people with mental illness because they get this experience of like unconditional love and
Sidey: I think you were allowed to have them on flights if you're if you're yeah but also I think it's horses You can get a miniature horses brought
Reegs: Imagine that you're sitting in here like in row
Dan: there's a limit There's
Reegs: and the guy next to you So sorry My horse is a fucking horse on a plate
Dan: Airlines have started to come out with their kindness know because people were having all kinds of comfort animals
Reegs: You say you can have a tiny horse on the plane Get fucked That cannot be true
Sidey: I'll get fucked but it's true
Reegs: What is everybody going Oh yeah
Howie: Shetland pony It's a Shetland pony Yeah Yes
Reegs: commercial flight
Sidey: therapy horse
Dan: only if
Reegs: on a
Dan: not just any random horse though it'd have to
Howie: It's a lot of fucking black beauty Mr Ed
Sidey: right in that case rigs where you're not entertained Yeah
Reegs: Yeah I nearly cried about five times watching this movie It was great
Howie: I was and I thought it was a comedy I didn't cry once
Dan: Yeah really enjoyed it It was very different to the toy story I thought yeah I really enjoyed this very different to the toy story I thought it would be but it was a really clever original funny film
Sidey: Yeah I I loved it It was quirky smart funny sweet caring like you Briggs I really like the community thing because having gone through a particularly traumatic event ourselves you do get that where everyone pulls around you and it really helps And so that was something that brought it home for me I think it's my favorite out of everything that we've reviewed so far
Dan: Is that just because you chose it or
Sidey: I didn't choose that
Dan: that's what I meant
Sidey: kids' TV rigs Plasticine based
Reegs: Yes
Sidey: What was it
Reegs: The Epic adventures of morph because my his adventure It's a more small scale but he does go outside in these new morph So that's fairly yeah Pick
Dan: anybody that doesn't know morph this was from Tony Hart Wasn't it
Reegs: Yes It's an odd probably best known as an Aardman animations creation Peter Lord In fact the sort of godfather of Aardman animations he came up with and animated I think the character
Howie: Ottman being Wallace and
Reegs: Yes I don't know if this is something that is it seems quintessentially British
Sidey: Yeah There's a model of it in the national media museum in Bradford on
Dan: morph was brilliant when I was a kid loved morph
Reegs: for anybody who doesn't know what morph is He is a sort of six inch hive There are the bounce four and a half inch high plasticine man hu He's a
Dan: It looks a bit
Sidey: he's a man That's what I'm
Dan: looks a bit like a gingerbread man but
Sidey: three dimensional
Dan: dimensional
Reegs: Yeah I just assumed he was a man but no you're right He doesn't have any sex organs He's It's more of I'm going to identify as I'm going to say him but you could easily say she
Sidey: or
Reegs: he lives in a wooden art box on the desk of the British TV artist and presented Tony Hart
Sidey: dead
Reegs: He is and he comes out to play with his mate chars and they get themselves into
Sidey: jazz is a bit of a prick
Reegs: Somebody tweeted Peter Lord And said I bet Chaz voted for Trump the little shit And Peter Lord did deny that he was a Trump voter robustly
Sidey: that just kind of pricks to each other
Dan: Yeah The episode that I watched was size matters Right And
Reegs: What attracted you to that
Dan: yeah I thought what's all that about and they're basically measuring themselves morph and Chaz Chaz starts after morph is set his Mark by drawing a pencil just above his head next to a ruler chest No it goes on his toes to get a little bit extra height and Morphin happy by that So morph stretches himself a little bit Yeah And then marks And so and it goes on like this until morph that you sent me is high and Charles hits him and then he falls frou a iPad when he fell over and ends up being really really small like a little baby morph and then morph just yeah Then we'll start like climbing all over their furniture and everything knocking stuff down like a baby would crying it was completely bizarre It's bizarre Is it just kind of sounds but it works because it's the odd man techno what would you
Howie: Don't motion
Dan: motion
Reegs: it is still stop motion Isn't it It's not there's no hint of computing or anything there It's got the same music it had when you were a kid Same voices Is that how
Sidey: Which you can kind of make out what they're saying If you really concentrate you can pick out the odd word
Howie: fuck
Sidey: Sorry
Howie: Did you watch the episode that I did that took the mic out of disabilities and refer to boxing Halena
Sidey: No
Reegs: One
Howie: So more sores chatting no chairs sores half and then more like just a torso of arms And Chaz is just loud Yeah Chaz Chaz is laughing at him
Sidey: Yeah Chaz gets put back together normal but more legs disembodied And then they get put on the roam around
Howie: and he's just laughing laughing at him
Reegs: Oh well no I watched Chaz And morph want to sharpen a pencil and there's a pencil sharpener on the desk Did you see this one Dan you're nodding away He puts the pencil sharpener in and it sharpened say a little bit And the other guy puts his in and shot his sharpens a bit more And he's a bit more like pleased about that And then
Dan: of fierce like I've seen it now
Reegs: there's a similar type of theme
Sidey: Basically relentlessly about everything I saw one Do you see the selfie one
Howie: Yes Yes The mobile phone thingy
Dan: So these are about five minutes long in case anybody's
Reegs: The sky ones were about
Howie: a minute
Reegs: Maybe
Dan: five
Howie: Oh no
Sidey: director's cut
Howie: she's got the DVD for etc
Reegs: So my little one absolutely loves these She just laughs and laughs and laughs And they are funny I mean they in 90 seconds you get a whole story big you know who everybody is what they're doing they get themselves into some hi-jinks off It goes again Yeah
Sidey: Pretty harmless
Howie: pretty shit
Sidey: Well
Howie: my my kids never interested in it and I tried to show it to them and they're like yeah that's why it competes against so much of it
Dan: for younger kids this is lovely because it's got that animation It's almost like your toys are coming alive Kind
Sidey: Yeah And the kids can think well hookup plus and I can go meet
Dan: I can go and making that
Reegs: I went that the notion that there might be a sort of small Benign good-natured like independent being living secretly in your house is something that as a child is just not the time You're talking about your toys coming to life or your pets can
Dan: I and this plays on there So a five six year old probably this is That kind of thing I think once you get into seven eight
Reegs: Yeah I don't think my eldest would
Dan: unless they been kind of shooting of television and things there's just too much other stuff that might draw their attention as well as on on YouTube is a real stone because Aardman without doubt you know he's our one Oscar a year guaranteed No Don he w you know whatever he's done he's gonna pick up the the Oscar in that But Wallace and Gromit and all those they kind of had we had the creature comforts and and all those they were brilliant Everybody loved them at the time These seams now a little more you didn't like it at the time
Sidey: No
Reegs: creature comforts He didn't like easily turn off and honorable
Sidey: No I didn't like it at the time Or any time up to now
Dan: No you never know And and I think it's
Sidey: mind more because it's 90 seconds and it's okay But I didn't watch it with my daughter She might like it on just on the basis that it's often arts and crafts kind of stuff And she could have a go making a more figurine but I just don't like I don't like any of the Wallace and Gromit stuff Any of that it's just an animation style No I don't like it I like the stories are
Dan: second
Sidey: the stories are so mundane The animation is boring to me I just don't like it just doesn't it just doesn't rev my engines Sorry but that's just the way it is I just hope that everyone involved it dies
Dan: back
Reegs: anything out of this as an adult felt
Howie: bad about that because I as a child would always watch programs that were kind of the art and craft art new Buchanan's art attack and the unfortunate Rolf Harris sorry I just had a flashback there Ralph Harris is safe at Roscoe tune club with the flick books and all that So all the stop motion animation stuff we kind of grown up with is now so far away from anything I think our kids Cause my kids when they see stop animation or you say stop animation first thing they think of is I got them this really cool Lego movie maker set and say you plug your iPhone and you're not you're not having to draw stuff You're not re you're still manipulating the Lego figures across the set and you go picture move picture So it's still the same concept but the whole plasticine thing they associate with Nursery so baby stuff So Play-Doh plasticine Stickle bricks all that sort of stuff Now that's not for us So even like from ages of about five or six they will either Lego or they'll try and draw it So that I think it's the plus the scene was the scene Like Play-Doh where it was seen as a thing for babies even I reckon sort of seven eight nine RA and our generation we'd probably have an art lesson or something where you'd make something out of clay or plasticine or something like that So the morph would be more w more would have more connections to us It's not to say I didn't really know I was never really a more fan I think it was like okay I did though Appreciate and would do what you said society which is I'd probably see it and go Oh I'll have a go at that Oh I could do something else and not necessarily be a more character
Sidey: even even when I was a kid and this is on transformers on the other channel or mask or something like that And I was much more interested in
Dan: it's tough Isn't it I mean it's yeah a lot a lot to to compete back feels a bit like a puppet show used to be you know maybe for
Sidey: it's quite it's quite old fashioned it's it's nice
Reegs: designs a great the you know
Dan: brilliant I mean it's absolutely brilliant hours of painstaking there The the looks they can get on the character's face The
Howie: denying the ability
Dan: that but I I just you know I realistically my kids aren't going to be watching that they've missed it You know it w it was too too long ago I'm not going to watch it myself I I did I enjoyed watching it Is it a nostalgic thing I look
Reegs: to watch anything more than the 10 minutes or whatever you had to
Dan: Exactly It's I wouldn't revisit it I You know I'll probably end up showing it today the kids but I kind of know what they're going to get all of this going on for a while I watch it for maybe those little vinegarette 90 seconds
Howie: Yeah The mini grids or the vignettes
I don't know why I've even done that voice That was nothing It was nothing
Dan: I just think that the hard work and they're the fantastic characters and everything they've done I just don't know whether you know you look at some of the stuff Netflix churn out and you know they're doing a series by the time it takes this guy to do one minute you know is
Howie: I have to say stop motion though is not a lost art because the recent film I watched Oh is it yeah At the Yeti or summit with huge huge huge Jackman plays the role in it Is it Lake at Laker animation where they've taken it up a notch Now my kids they my kids love that really liked
Dan: needs to do He needs to go to the next level
Howie: Oh
Sidey: Say that one
Reegs: No that's a CGI I know
Howie: Yeah This one's about the Yeti Yeah it's really good It's very funny genuinely very funny Hugh Jackman and it's got Penelope Cruz or summer hike or that sounds
Reegs: that'd be cruise Missile
Dan: the thing is about I guess the thing is about Aldman as well is that it's always I mean it is Just the sweetest stuff your lever you know there's
Sidey: It's the same every time
Dan: it's not maybe got the edge enough about it I mean there's so much talent He's got so much he could turn any character to do anything yet We've got these you know Wallace and Gromit
Reegs: you guys are all out of your mind This is a British institution
Dan: brilliant
Sidey: Yeah So having an empire fuck all
Howie: slavery
Dan: not I'm not I'm not looking at it and I'm like
Reegs: shut the bed
Dan: I'm not I'm not looking at it Like you've got Aardman and what he's done Isn't that great I think it's fucking brilliant What he's done in you know up until now I just don't think that There's going to be a new generation of people that are going to be particularly blown away with
Sidey: times can you say to someone here's a film and it's all fucking plasticine Well fucking so what
Dan: it needs a strong plot It
Howie: Oh so so the film was that the film was missing link That's the one missing link I strongly recommend that if you if you still want your kids to watch animation that isn't saccharin sweet Aardman which you're always going to be missing Links got a bit of an edge to it and the animation and they show at the end how they do it If you watch the credits at the end it is it is amazing And your kids will love it
Sidey: Cool
Reegs: to celebrate the return of morph BBC breakfast presenters joined this week to model not this week a few weeks ago model their own versions of morph because there is actually a free online Aardman morph workshop which tells you how to make your own morph which I would love to do Actually
Howie: I can't think that that's not going to be difficult
Reegs: breakfast presenter Charlie state accidentally stepped on and beheaded his you can see the seconding results of that on YouTube Should you really desire morph is also the name of a mutant cheap shift X men I don't believe they're related yeah Morph is also a urban dictionary term for the process of sexual intercourse in which both partners remain stationary and are subject to back and forth Physiological switchings engender stimulation is achieved through the friction occurring between the two sets of genitalium constantly inverting into an hour of each other So
Sidey: Have you ever tried that
Reegs: no so that's that's morphing for you You know it's time to wrap this up I really like this it's British it's it's made really well And it was a blast of nostalgia for me and it was really nice to see my youngest enjoying this again the stories you know sweet and well-made yeah loved morph You guys have lost your minds about Ottoman
Howie: not fast sorry
Dan: just just to clear up about Aardman I think he's an absolute genius I think
Howie: agree with that too
Dan: I really enjoy everything that he's done I enjoyed this I don't think that there's going to be any real new stuff coming for him though Unless he takes it a different direction That's going to take my attention Seriously again you know the the old stuff I w I couldn't wait see Wallace and Gromit come out again You know the the creature comforts I love to see which one was next Once it's done it was done And to repeat the same stuff over and over again I think is not going to attract me in but there was definitely a market for it And if my kids were probably you know five years younger so then that I'd encourage them to watch this because it's a lovely lovely animation
Sidey: I kind of enjoyed the high jinks that they take out too I don't really have the nostalgia vibe for it because it didn't really like it the first time around when I was a kid And fuck you Aardman you're a one trick pony the Michael Bay of animation
Reegs: Wow
Sidey: Another week another podcast listened to by over 1 billion people excellent film nomination not quite convinced about the kids one but Hey ho who's nominating this week So we're doing a top five of movies not set on earth we are watching Moonrise kingdom is our movie and the kids' TV I've never seen it Something on Netflix It's called Yeah
Reegs: H I L D a Yeah
Sidey: we just launched straight in episode one Yeah Yeah keep on listening If you haven't listened for a while then just listened to load this week Cause that'll make us really happy come and chat to us on Twitter Or else we'll start spamming people again And all it remains is to say society is signing out
Howie: goodbye.
Dan: Dan's gone