Welcome back to another whimsical episode of Bad Dads Film Review! Today, we're stepping out of our usual cinematic realms and diving into the charmingly peculiar world of Andy the Talking Hedgehog.
Andy the Talking Hedgehog is one of those movies that make you wonder about the endless possibilities of family film-making. Released in 2018, this film introduces us to the titular character, Andy, a hedgehog who, much to everyone's surprise, can talk!
In this family adventure, we follow the story of a young girl named Lily, who discovers that her little pet hedgehog, Andy, has quite the gift – he can speak! But Andy's not just a cute conversationalist; he's got a mission to save his family from an evil animal experimenter. It's a tale that weaves together themes of friendship, bravery, and the importance of protecting animals.
Tara Reid and Dean Cain add a sprinkle of star power to this indie film. Their presence brings a nostalgic touch, reminding us of their more high-profile roles in the past.
Let's be honest, dads – we've all sat through our fair share of talking animal movies. We'll chat about how Andy the Talking Hedgehog stacks up in this unique genre and share some of our favourite moments from the film (and maybe a few that had us scratching our heads).
So, gather the kiddos, prep some snacks, and settle in for a film that's sure to be a unique addition to your family movie night. Join us on Bad Dads Film Review as we explore the quirky and endearing world of Andy the Talking Hedgehog. It’s a hedgehog adventure like no other! 🦔🎬👨👧👦🍿
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Andy the Talking Hedgehog
Dan: Andy? The talking hedgehog.
Cris: Okay.
I've heard of him.
Dan: I've,
watched part of this today, I, I speed watched it but it felt more than that. This it's not the first time we heard it. I'm
Sidey: tO the pod said that we should probably check this one out. Yeah. And Breach is a big devotee of the DTV.
Let's direct a video if you don't know what I'm talking about. Yeah. And is a also if you even wanna drill down further is a big Dean Cain fan. He's a strong output in the DTV world.
Dan: Right,
Cris: sorry, what is dtv direct
What does that mean?
Dan: cinema.
Reegs: Yeah, forget the
cinema,
Sidey: just, like, shoestring just, I don't want to say thrown together because people probably spend, not necessarily on this one, but make, make a lot of effort to make it, but it doesn't, it's not studio, you know, it's just like an in, you know, like indie,
Cris: Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, yeah, and that makes
Sidey: And so
Reegs: Often absurd, or cheesy, or fulfilling very strange genre niches, that sort of thing.
Cris: Okay.
Sidey: Bri's also a fan, sorry to labor the point of hate watch.
So hating something but still watching
Cris: I've got a mate like that who swears at the telly. He'll watch someone that he really hates on purpose, just to be angry on what he's watching.
I don't understand
Sidey: And so she said to us that we should definitely check out Andy and Andy, the talking hedgehog
Reegs: and the poster for this movie, which is really the jumping off point.
Cris: It's amazing, the poster.
Reegs: A hedgehog riding a horse, which is such a flagrant misrepresentation of the final product.
I cannot tell you how mo different
Sidey: So, yeah, that's what I had seen that picture.
And. I was expecting like a talking
Reegs: that's it. There is riding a horse. Yeah.
Sidey: And the poster tells you that Dean Kain is gonna be in this, but also Tara Reed.
Reegs: Reade of the Sharknado franchise. You watched that,
Dan: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Reegs: And American Pie too. And
Sidey: what American Pie One
Reegs: fucking Superman for, you know.
Dan: In a decent,
Sidey: stars. They're the proper, you know, household names. I
Dan: I liked his
Sidey: Yeah. So did I. I liked her lowest loan as well. And so I.
This is available on YouTube. Don't worry about any sort of copyright infringement. Fuck that. Like you just like go balls deep. This is available on YouTube and we put it on and I was watching it and Riggs and I were having a conversation over WhatsApp
and I was like, I don't know if I'm watching the right thing
Cris: the right thing here, because
Sidey: it is it has a real amateurish whiff about it.
It starts off, I think it's
Reegs: Oh, it's just footage of, like, stock footage of a hedgehog while this song plays. A song that you're gonna hear on a loop.
Sidey: If
you imagine a child. Or anyone learning the piano right at the very beginning of their piano learning journey, you would play it like a kind of
Reegs: kind of which
Sidey: very, very simple tune, which is what this is,
Reegs: and over.
That's it
Sidey: over and over and over.
So that, that, that goes on in the film.
Reegs: the quality it's right, which meant we watched Tangerine. Do you remember that movie? And it was shot on
Dan: iPhones, Yeah.
Reegs: Okay. And that looked absolutely incredible. You wouldn't,
Dan: stylistically brilliant that
Reegs: I don't know what technology they found in 2018 to shoot
Sidey: I really wanted to labor this point as well. So they made this in 2018 right I did A level media studies in 1996, and we well the school, had bought a camcorder, which was broadcast quality at the time, so that was like, available, it would probably cost a grand or, I don't know, fifteen hundred quid or whatever, and this looked like it was shot on 1980s
Dan: something that
predated that.
Sidey: so grainy, like awful, the sound, maybe it's more the sound that's bad.
Reegs: Well, well
Sidey: but it all comes together to make a, like, horrible
Reegs: horrible mess. Horrible mess, yeah. Horrible, horrible thing. So we get the hedgehog,
Sidey: starts out with because it's not necessarily linear story storytelling.
No,
Reegs: starts in the middle of the action,
Dan: starts where it ends. Yeah. And it's with our hedgehog hero being
Sidey: It's
two, it's two guys.
Right.
Reegs: I was
Sidey: fucking
Reegs: I was watching
Sidey: was like, when I was watching it, I was like, right, I have to remember this.
Honestly, the, the comedy, timing and levels of, of like acting are so much better. And I can't believe I'm saying this in chuckle vision.
Yeah. Like the acting, the comedy, the writing is better in Chavis.
Reegs: Chucklevision.
Sidey: They can't even string one sentence together convincingly, but they just, they
Dan: no, they, they
Sidey: And I, and, and so I was watching it 10, 12 minutes in, texting Reese going, I don't know if this is,
Reegs: know if
Sidey: Like, I thought that I was watching a parody of Andy the Talking Hedgehog, and this wasn't the real one. But it is, this
Reegs: parody of
Dan: You know that when you see Dean Cain.
Reegs: Hedgehog and this wasn't the real one. You know that when you see
Sidey: just Right, so the first thing that's the not the it's not the first thing, but one of the things that struck me is that the animals talk, but there's no attempt to animate their mouth moving.
Reegs: you think of the Fairy
Dan: Oh, but it goes into the fairy godmother scene. You've got some kind of filter that you get on Instagram, just come over.
Reegs: a Windows XP background or something. It's so bad. Because yeah, her, the, Andy's owner, owner, the Tina, I think it is. And she one day professes a wish which Tara Reid overhears and pulls her into her magic world where she's a fairy BFF.
She
Sidey: But yeah, but she goes rogue with the wish, doesn't
she
Reegs: she wishes that all
Sidey: No, the granting of the wish is rogue.
Reegs: Yes it is, yeah. And her boss will turn up to bail chew her out about it and turn her into a toad.
Dan: Yeah, all kinds of
Sidey: It works on many different levels this.
Dan: I obviously only like watched it very, very quickly. Kind of on fast forward to, to get up to
Reegs: Well, you've met, you've missed a lot. Because yeah, so we get, we've had this the wish gets granted, but it grants the wish of all animals
Sidey: And plant life.
being able to talk to different plants, right,
Reegs: So
Sidey: and fauna, yeah.
Reegs: which is going to be pretty shocking when we go back to Andy's owners, because suddenly, you know, the dad, Dean Cain, the star that we came from, who's going to be continuously shot from the point of view
Sidey: of a bowl of cereal
Reegs: yeah, or like a room bar on the floor. So like just staring up at you underneath you, like the worst possible shot that you could ever get of somebody. So he's a handsome man made to look a little bit fat by the camera.
Lovely. And so. He basically mentally disintegrates on hearing, this is
Sidey: It's absolutely true, yeah,
Reegs: He mentally disintegrates on hearing Andy the Hedgehog talk
Sidey: Well, the cat, the cat can talk is it Mr.
Reegs: Whiskers?
yeah, Mr. Whiskers.
Sidey: hairless cats that just look freaky. And it's obviously, I mean, so obviously the same guy doing two shit voices to himself.
Reegs: the voiceover work is so bad, the like attempts at comedy voices for them which is, and he seems to be ad libbing it. At one point I started writing notes for this movie and I realized I was probably making more notes than the writer had of the actual thing because it was all being free balled. So yeah, he has this mental disintegration, there's a subplot where a gang of cheerleaders that all
Sidey: like a bullying thing, isn't
Reegs: stars.
We're gonna show Andy off at a science fair.
Sidey: I
I think they were trying to get in they name, check the Kardashians.
They were gonna try and get like social media fame from filming the fucking talk and stuff.
Reegs: And there's the love plot
Sidey: But the point is that everyone can hear them talk, so
Reegs: But nobody's surprised, I mean, we're not talking about it, cause nobody's really that or, if they are
Sidey: I didn't understand why they thought that they would get famous when everyone can hear them talk you're not there's nothing special about it anymore
Reegs: special about it anyway.
Why wasn't everybody everywhere going, Fucking hell, the dogs just fucking told
Dan: But no, none of that
Reegs: whatever. No, so
Dan: like the original was
Sidey: Dean Kane gets some sort of obsession about crisps. Yeah.
Reegs: He's continuously preparing to go to work, which he never does do. I think because they could only film in the location of the kitchen, because all the mum scenes are done while
Sidey: just standing around the island.
Yeah.
Reegs: dinner all, like, all the time throughout the movie, which is only 75 minutes, but feels about four and a half hours.
Sidey: me about two weeks to get
Dan: get. through it all.
Reegs: there. So, Whiskers and the Chuckle Brothers come up with this plan to, I don't know. It's all the same plan. Put him on YouTube or something or other. Anyway, it all culminates, we can avoid all that, with they're gonna kidnap Andy,
Dan: Which is where we started.
Reegs: We start, and then we get really the best bit of the movie, I think, where Dean Cain vivre.
He had some story about being a high school football,
Sidey: It's a valedictorian, you know, varsity or state
Reegs: And he gets a chance to make the tackle, the big tackle at the end, which he does to a knock off like Superman.
Sidey: The, the, the Hedgehog is like, comedy, comedically just like dropped on the floor after he tackles
Dan: he's being held by this old guy who's kind of shuffling away.
He's not even running and
Reegs: he's absolutely desperate.
Dan: swa
Sidey: slams
Dan: Slams him, but then,
Reegs: hedgehog's gone
Dan: He could have just walked over and said, give me the hedgehog. But
Reegs: Because at some point, by the way she'd unmade the wish. So now they can't
Dan: Right. And then cheerleaders came clapping and his wife ran over as he had his foot on this old guy who's
like dead on
Reegs: and then Dean Cain looks at the camera and says it's okay because I hallucinated it
Sidey: It's all a figment of my imagination. Yeah. He says,
Dan: Yeah.
Reegs: And the credits run with the director talking to
Sidey: himself all meta
Reegs: some point realizing that he is in a baffling display really
Sidey: of
Reegs: I mean it does, I feel privileged to have seen this because we must be in a fairly rare
Dan: Well, as I say, you, you showed me the highlights, you gave me the highlight
Sidey: going to have a cult following, isn't it? Because of, you know, like the rumour
Dan: Well, it made me think, What is the worst film people have seen?
And, please tell us, maybe we'll watch it. Because I think this
Sidey: I mean, we stopped kind
Dan: Sharknado was
Sidey: We, we stopped caring about the metrics about films a long time ago, although I always do make a note of them just to have a look at what the internet thinks. This, this scores 2.
2 on IMDB, which
Reegs: it's this is bad in every conceivable way that there is to talk about films, right?
Because it looks terrible, sounds hideous, it's badly acted, it's short, but it meanders and it's boring. You know, it's just terrible, but you've kind of got to give it to the guy a little bit that he fucking threw this together for like whatever, 50 quid and managed to get Dean Cain to turn up for an afternoon and he's made a fucking movie.
Dan: Yeah,
Sidey: Yeah, the guy is called Joel Paul Reisig, and his catalogue of films are, well, baffling, really.
Reegs: We've got Baby Bulldog which is another Dean
Sidey: that's rocking a 5. 1 average score. Faith Under Fire, 3. 2. Parents Worst Nightmare, 3.
Reegs: Arlo the Burping Pig, have you got that in there?
Sidey: Right up to Horse Camp, colon, A Treasure Tale, 8. 1. That's up there with, like, Shawshank.
Reegs: Amanda and the Fox. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah
It's, it's really something to be
Sidey: want to know what people on the internet thought about it?
Reegs: Yeah.
Sidey: Wow. After viewing the trailer for this film, my hopes were low. However, I am glad I gave it a second chance because, wow. Reid puts in a glowing performance with complexity and grace, and a comeback that is likely to be met with an Oscar nomination.
With Kane as her co star, the chemistry between these two, They're never on screen together. It's palpable. Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper have nothing on these two.
Reegs: Who? The Hedgehog and her? Is that what we're talking
Sidey: think they mean Cain, Cain and her. The chemistry between them. They're
Reegs: they're never No, they don't interact at all.
Sidey: I cannot recommend this film enough. Dean Cain deserves an Oscar.
This is a brave movie about a man's descent into madness.
Reegs: a scene where he's on the bed and the hedgehog is around and he looks drunk to me and I and he's doing a scene where he's talking about, oh, how did things get to this point in my life, like, and I was thinking there's quite a lot of real stuff going on here, Dean, you're
Sidey: I was thinking there's quite a lot of real stuff around me being,
Reegs: Well, and the potato chips are his
Sidey: aren't they?
Let's be clear, this film is not just the visual dissent of a man going insane, it's a visual representation of Dean Cain calling out for help.
Reegs: Yeah, I think it really is. Yeah, I
Sidey: And then this one was my favorite, LGBTQ
icon. Wow, you wouldn't expect such a stereotypical movie to have gay representation, but the chemistry between the two repairmen speaks volumes. Every time these two are in the movie, they're all over each other. I ship them harder. Then the head cheerleader and the dad or Andy and Mike, the hedgehog.
I don't, this guy's lost it. It's a slow bone. So if you don't like that, this is not for you, but the rest of the movie sucks. Two out 10.
Dan: 10. There you go, fair.
Cris: Yeah, wow.
Reegs: So are you convinced to, to finish it off? I mean, after
Dan: after we've heard it.
Maybe some of those other titles you mentioned.
Reegs: Arlo the Burping
Dan: yeah. I'm just, I am kind of
Sidey: when, when we put it, when we put it forward and I started to watch it, I thought the guys are going to fucking kill
Reegs: Yeah. Yeah.
Dan: you I wonder what is the best free film on YouTube that you can
Sidey: Well, coherence keeps popping up, then it will be that.
Dan: there. They
Cris: watch it
Reegs: it on YouTube because you
Sidey: No, and also I should say that there was an update about Shatterbelt and hopefully we'll get to see something. They're planning on doing another premiere thing soon.
Dan: But, I mean, like, you
Reegs: little bit I did see was great.
Dan: These direct to video ones and or direct to YouTube and things, they're They're curious because you say that they're put together very quickly for a small budget.
He's managed to get MacGyver a couple of half decent well known actors together to do it. It seems a waste to have put it together
Sidey: try and do a talking animal where you're not gonna make any attempt to animate the animal.
is a challenge.
Reegs: No, I mean that is the least of this
Sidey: it's awful, it's awful. But there's other, there's other medium where, you know, zero budget things, like fan fiction, you know, all that kind of like fan made stuff, there's good stuff. This just doesn't, there's nothing really good
Reegs: It's sort of just churned out to make a profit But you've kind of got to admire the fucking balls of the guy just sitting around just making it and doing it and putting it out there, really it's absolutely garbage, it's worthless as art, absolutely, or like, anything
Sidey: I do, I do wonder about the people in it seeing it back because they must all see it, right? They're going,
Cris: No, you would be surprised, probably.
Reegs: But how much do you have to pay Dean Cain to get, honestly, this thing can't have been made for, I don't, I haven't got the
Sidey: cameo rates, right? Because he only, he doesn't have that many lines in it.
Reegs: Oh, he was probably there for like, honestly, a couple of hours, yeah.
Sidey: So, you're paying him, I guess, a thousand bucks, maybe? I don't know. I don't know. Let's look him up. Let's look him up on Cameo afterwards.
Honestly, I was talking to people. at work about this, going, honestly, I reckon like three of us could put, churn something out like
Reegs: you could, but you haven't, that's the
Sidey: But yeah, no, no, no, because I know it would probably end up like this. And I
Reegs: yeah,
Dan: I'd love a 2 point, what is it, a 2. 2? Yeah. Yeah, imagine we got a 2. 2 on the IMDB. Yeah. You'd be pretty proud of
Sidey: I would, yeah. It
Dan: it takes a lot of work. It
Reegs: of effort, doesn't it? It takes quite a lot of effort.
Sidey: effort. Doing this takes quite a lot of effort.
Dan: I reckon, maybe in the next five years, we'd have made a Bad Dads film to get more than that score on IMDb.
Sidey: Well, we'll, we'll all score it 10
Reegs: 10
Dan: there you go.
Reegs: of
Sidey: everyone needs to see this.
Cris: this yeah. At least once in their lifetime.
Dan: for